Wife: main driver ko nokri se

Wife: main driver ko nokri se nikal rahi hun
kyon ki aag mein doosri bar marte marte bachi hun.

Husband: Begum isy ek aur moka do.

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Wife: Mene suna hai ke Jannat me

Wife: Mene suna hai ke Jannat me Mardon ko Hoorain milen gy.
To aurton ko kya milay ga?

Husband: Kuch nahi, Allah sirf mazloom ki sunta hai.

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Wife Meray iraday baray naik hain

Wife:”Meray iraday baray naik hain,
Aap 100 main
say 1 hain!”

Husband: “dimag k hum b DON hain,
pehle ye bata baqi k 99 kon hain…

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1 Bohat Kala Shohar Apni

1 Bohat Kala Shohar Apni Khobsurat BV Sy:
Mere Bachay Piyaray Honay Chahiyen

BV Hans K Boli: Dekho G! Choice Is Yours,

Pyaray Hon Ya Tumhary Hon;):

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Husband Aur Wife me shart lagi

Husband Aur Wife me shart lagi
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Unka Bacha kis ko Zaida pyar karta hAi
Dono Nay Socha k Bache ko Pathar marte hai
agar wo bola AMMI tou maa jeeti Agar wo bola ABU tu Baap jeeta
Darakht k pechay Chup kar Unho Nay Pathar Mara
Bacha Bola: Kine Apni Phen Da Rishta Dena A Samnay Ao
This is New Genration
Badal Chuka Hai Pakistan :D :D

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Shaadi Se Agle Din

Shaadi Se Agle Din Patni GusseSe Pati Se Boli.
Patni: “ Subah-Subah Mere Chehre Pe Pani Kyun Dala? ”
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Pati: “ Tere Baap Ne Kaha Tha Ke Meri Beti Phool Ki Tarah Hai, Ise Murjhane Mat Dena :p

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Biwi to her shohar

Biwi to her shohar….
Suno ji mainay aaj ap kay pasand ki cheaz banai hai ap kha kar khush hojao gay….
Pathan replied…
O g kia pakaya hai….??
Wife replied…
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Naswar kay koftay…

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Submit on: January 25, 2014

Wife husband say

Wife husband say :
aji sontay ho main aaj kal bohat kubsort hoti ja rahi hon

Husband:
tumhay kis nay kaha?

wife:
meri khubsorti daikh ker aab rotian bhi jelnay lagi hain

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Submit on: January 21, 2014

Pathan ki wife

Pathan ki wife:

“Aj hum ne special khana bnaya hy jisko kha k ap khushi sy pagal ho jaogy.”

Pathan:

BEGUM aisa kia pakaya hy?

Wife:

NASWAR k Koftay….

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Wife If I die what will

Wife: If I die what will u do?
Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga!
Wife: Will u marry again after I die?
Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai!

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Wife is dreaming

Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night
And suddenly shouts: Up! Quick! My husband is back.

Man gets up, jumps out of the window
hurts himself, and then realizes:
Damn, I am the husband.

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Shadi shuda couples

Shadi shuda couples sirf ek hi hal mein khush rehtay hain
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Shadi hall mein..

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Akbar Mujse Vada kar

Akbar:Mujse Vada kar Teri Biwi Ki Paheli Kiss Mujhe Lene Denga,
Birbal:Vada Hujoor ! Par Meri Bhi 1Shart He,
Akbar: Bol?
Birbal:Shadi Apki Bahan Se Karoonga.

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tum puri dunya main

Husband: tum puri dunya main bhi dhondo to mujh jesa husband nahi milega,

Wife: ” tum kia smjhtay h

Husband: tum puri dunya main bhi dhondo to mujh jesa husband nahi milega,

Wife: ” tum kia smjhtay ho main dosra bhi tumharay jesa dhondungi??o main dosra bhi tumharay jesa dhondungi??

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Tumhain pyar krna

Wife:

Tumhain pyar krna nahi ata.

Husband:

Tu kya ye 3 bachay internet se download kyeen hain

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Wife:

Nahi

Ye to aap ke dost ki “USB” se leay hain…

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