Teacher Student Sey Batao Pyar Oor Ishq Mein Kia Farq Hay

Teacher
Student Sey Batao Pyar Oor Ishq Mein Kia Farq Hay??
Student
Sir Pyar Woh Hay Jo Ap Apni Beti Sey Karte Hein
Oor Ishq Woh Hay Jo Mein Ap Ke Beti Sey Karta Hon.

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Submit on: January 18, 2015

Teacher class Say

Teacher class Se:
“MY BEST TEACHER” Par esay likho
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Thori dair baad 1 student ne uth kar Pucha:

“Sir ganjay ko English mai kia kahty hain?” :P :D lolx hahahhahahhahha

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Submit on: January 18, 2015

Sir Agr Tmhry Dost Ko 500 Do

Sir: Agr Tmhry Dost Ko 500 Do,
Usko 200 Ki Zrurt Ho To Wo Ktne Waps Dega
Student: Kuch B Ni
Sir: Tm Hisab Ni Jante?
Student: Sir Ap Dosto Ko Nahi Jantay. :O :P

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Submit on: November 9, 2014

Teacher To Boy

Teacher To Boy:
Kabhi Tm Ny Koi Acha Kam Kia Ha?

Boy: Yes…

Teacher: Wo Kia?

Boy: 1 Boorha Aram Aram Sy Ghr Ja Raha Tha,
Mainay Kutta Pechy Lagaya,
Wo Jaldi Ghar Pohnch Gya… :P

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Submit on: November 9, 2014

Teacher Munna Doodh Nhi Peta Ha

Teacher: Munna Doodh Nhi Peta Ha.
Is Jumlay Main Munna Kiya Ha ?
Student: Miss Munna Tou Chawal Ha,
Ap Hamain Ek Mouqa Dain.

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Submit on: November 9, 2014




Student Sir Ye Dunya

Student: Sir, Ye Dunya Kis Cheez Ki Bani Hoi Ha?
Teacher: Beta Ye Dunya,
Atoms, Siyaro Our Sitaro Waghera Say Mil Kr Bani Ha…
Student: Sir Tou Phir Wo Kio Kehti Ha K,
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Ye Dunya Peetal Di,
Ye Dunya Peetal Di…
Baby Doll Main Sonay Di… :P

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Submit on: November 9, 2014

Bara Mushkil Ha Kisi

Bara Mushkil Ha Kisi Teacher Sy pyar Karna
“Dost”
LOVE Letter Bheja Tha Signature Kr K 3 Ghaltiya Nikal Di
(‘.’)
<))> Dekh Yaar Home Work Thori Tha…
_/\_

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Teacher Batao Saal Main

Teacher: Batao Saal Main Kitnay Mousam Hotay Hain?
Student: 4
Teacher: Good… Kon Konse ?
Student:
Harrtal
Hangamay
Double Sawari Par Pabandi
Mobile Service Band…

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Teacher Batao Wo Konsa

Teacher: Batao Wo Konsa Baz Ha Jo Hawa Main Nahi Urr Sakta?
Pappu: Londay Baz… :O

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Submit on: November 9, 2014

Teacher JAWANI owr

Teacher: JAWANI owr BURHAPAY mai kia farq hota hai?
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Student: JAWANI mai mobile mai HASEENO ke numbers hotay hai, owr BURHAPAY mai HAKEEMO ke

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Submit on: January 17, 2014




Teacher to student

Teacher to student : Planets k naam sunao?

Student: Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars

Teacher : Aur sunao?

Student: bus Allah ka shukar, fit faat…
Ap sunain ???

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Submit on: December 28, 2013

Ek bacha roz apny

Ek bacha roz apny marhoom Maths k Sir k ghr phone krta

Sir ki wife:
Kitni bar kaha wo Mar gaye hain
Bar bar fon Q karte ho?

Bacha:
Sun k acha lagta hy.

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Submit on: December 11, 2013

English Tcher

English Tcher:Btao ya kon sa tense he?

“Me Nach rha hu,

Tum Nach rhe ho,

Wo Nach rhi he..

hm sb Nach rhe he,

” STUDENT:Sir ye ”

MUJRA Continous Tense”he. . .

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Submit on: December 4, 2013

Shadi Kya Hai

Tcher:Shadi Kya Hai?
Stdent:Kunwaro k Liye “Alpenlibe” Jee Lalchaye Raha Na Jaye:
Aur Shadisuda k Liye “Cloromint” Dubara Mat Puchna.

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Submit on: October 24, 2013

Tumhare Abbu ka kya

Teacher: Tumhare Abbu ka kya naam hai?

Pathan: Google Khan

Teacher: yeh kaisa naam hua?

Pathan: hum jahan b hota hai, wo humko dhoond hi leta hai.

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Submit on: October 9, 2013




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