During Exam.

During Exam.
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Girls Tension… .
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Question Out Of Sllaybus Na Aajaye .
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Boys Tension…
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Saala Roll Number 1st Bench Pe Na Aajaye. :-P

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Student Life

Student Life
PC hai
Net Nahi…
ATM hai
Paise Nahi..
Cell Hai
Balance Nahi..
Bike hai
Petrol Nahi
Frnd hai
Girl Frnd Nahi..
Exam hai
Tension Nahi..
Padhna hai
MOOD Nahi..!!

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Kehdo un parhne walon se,

Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay…

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Sir: Agr koi Larka Girls section ki traf gya to Rs.100 fine hoga

Sir: Agr koi Larka Girls section ki traf gya to Rs.100 fine hoga
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2nd time200
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3rd time500
Student: Sir koi monthly package ni hai..?

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Ek ladka golgappe wale se

Ek ladka golgappe wale se:”

Bhai sahab,,,

Yeh engineering college kaisa hai.. ???

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Golgappe wala:” zabardast hai maine bhi engineering yahi se ki……. :-P

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Teacher Student Sey Batao Pyar Oor Ishq Mein Kia Farq Hay

Teacher
Student Sey Batao Pyar Oor Ishq Mein Kia Farq Hay??
Student
Sir Pyar Woh Hay Jo Ap Apni Beti Sey Karte Hein
Oor Ishq Woh Hay Jo Mein Ap Ke Beti Sey Karta Hon.

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Teacher class Say

Teacher class Se:
“MY BEST TEACHER” Par esay likho
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Thori dair baad 1 student ne uth kar Pucha:

“Sir ganjay ko English mai kia kahty hain?” :P :D lolx hahahhahahhahha

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Teacher To Boy

Teacher To Boy:
Kabhi Tm Ny Koi Acha Kam Kia Ha?

Boy: Yes…

Teacher: Wo Kia?

Boy: 1 Boorha Aram Aram Sy Ghr Ja Raha Tha,
Mainay Kutta Pechy Lagaya,
Wo Jaldi Ghar Pohnch Gya… :P

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Teacher Batao Wo Konsa

Teacher: Batao Wo Konsa Baz Ha Jo Hawa Main Nahi Urr Sakta?
Pappu: Londay Baz… :O

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Parhai 2 tarikon

Parhai 2 tarikon sey hoti hai…
1-Khud sey…
2-Dar sey…
But
parhai
hum
kartay
nhe hain…
Aur
dar humain kisi ka nhe hai…
Send to all the dabang students…

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Teacher JAWANI owr

Teacher: JAWANI owr BURHAPAY mai kia farq hota hai?
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Student: JAWANI mai mobile mai HASEENO ke numbers hotay hai, owr BURHAPAY mai HAKEEMO ke

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Father to son

Father to son: How did you write your exam?
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Son: They had asked questions which I didn’t know, so I wrote answer which they will not know

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1 student ne MBA

1 student ne MBA ka form bharty howe ‘Watchman’ se pocha:
Janab ye university kaisi hai?
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Watchman: Boht achi university hai, Mai ne bhi yahan se MBA kia hai.

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6 Signs of Pakistani Student

6 signs of pakistani student:
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1. Ratta marne ko “mehnat” kehna
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2. hr sal k start me ye ehad krna k “iss saal sath sath parhna hai”
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3. apna cel ofF kr k parhna Or phr 5 5 min bad on kr k dekhna k koi msg to nhi aya?
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4. group study k doran bar bar ye elan krna k “ab ksi ne koi chawal mari to group se bahr”
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5. parhny se pehly course k pages gin’na or phr khof sy bnd kr dena
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6. Hr lecture k end me agay wale se puchna, “yar tenu smjh aya????

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