4 Pathan Train ki taraf bagh ray thy,,,

4 Pathan Train ki taraf bagh ray thy,,,

2 Pathan Train m Charny m Kamyaab ho gye…

Sub logo Ny onko bht Shabash di…

Pathan Khaah Shabash,,,

Hum To on 2no ko chorny aya tha :-( :-P :-P

Jiyouuuu Pathan..!

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Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho..

Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho..
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Pathan: Tum bhi toh kitni moti ho gayi ho,
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Wife: Main toh maa banne wali hoon!
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Pathan:To pagal Aurat
Main bhi toh baap banne wala hoon.

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1 pathan mazar

1 pathan mazar per boom rakhte howe pakra gaia,
Logo ne bohat mara or pocha asa q kia,
To bola me ne manat magai thi

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Pathan aaj hum

Pathan:aaj hum nay paani ko ullu bana dia…
Friend:wo kaise…??
Pathan:o yara!
Subha hum nay pani garam kia
or
thanday pani sey naha lia….

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1 Pathan Namaz parh

1 Pathan Namaz parh raha tha
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To dosra usky bare mai kesi ko bata raha tha ke yai boht Namazi owr naik banda hai.
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Pathan Namaz thor kar bola:
Es ko bolo ke “hum ne Haj bhi kia hai”

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1 Pathan Cinema mai

1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.
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Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.
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Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga
Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai
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Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata

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Pathan ki wife

Pathan ki wife:

“Aj hum ne special khana bnaya hy jisko kha k ap khushi sy pagal ho jaogy.”

Pathan:

BEGUM aisa kia pakaya hy?

Wife:

NASWAR k Koftay….

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1 Pathan 2 cigrates

1 Pathan 2 cigrates Pee Raha tha.

BV: Aj 2 cigrate pee rahy ho Q???

Pathan: Dost ki yaad aa rhi hai,
Hum dono sath peety Thy.
is liye 2 pee raaha hon.

Kuch din bad wo Pathan 1 Cigrate pene Laga,
BV: Dost ko Bhol gye Kiya??

Pathan: Ary nahi bewaqof,
Mane Peena Chor diya hai ye To dost ka Pee Raha hon :D :P

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1 Pathan Saudiiii

1 Pathan Saudi Arab gaya or Taxi me betha,
usay Arbi Nhi aati thi,
jb wo apny ghar phonchny laga to boht preshan hua
k driver ko kese roky, akhir tang a k driver
k kandhe pe hath rakh k bola
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Sadaqallah hul Azeem

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Aik pathan ne Bivi ki

Aik pathan ne Bivi ki MOhabbat main
Naswar chhor di..!!!

Great Yar…!
Phr… ?





3 din
baa’d dimag kharab
honay ki waja se…
Bivi Chhor di..:-)

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Aik pathan ne

Aik pathan ne Veena Malik se masjid ka chanda manga.

Veena : ap log to kehte hen k mera paisa naapak hai?

Pathan : tumhary paison se hum BATHROOM banaey gy..;-)

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Pathan Mujhe Raat

Pathan: Mujhe Raat Bhar Neend Nahi Aai.

Sardar: Q?

Pathan: Kyo Ki Kal Raat Bhar Neend Mein
Yahi Sapna Dekhta Raha K Main

Jaag Raha Hun.

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GIRL Mari Aik Aik

GIRL: Mari Aik Aik Sans Pe 10 10 Larkay Martay Hn,

Pathan: To Baji kOi acHA Sa “TOOTHPASTE” Istimal Q ni karti.
G.O PATHAN

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Pathan galti se

Pathan galti se samunder me gir gaya….
Doobte doobte uske hath me machli aayi….
use pakad kar bahar pheka aur bola Ja tu toh apni jan
bacha le…;-)

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College Ki Ladki

Pathan:College Ki Ladki se Bola

I love U!

Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo

Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hun

Pathan: pagal ki buchi sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai hai.:

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