Kholi ki maa ko bulao Baap Baap Hoty hy

Kholi ki maa ko bulao, Dhoni ko Pepsi pilao,

Rohit ko Chawanprash khilao, Ashwin ke baalo mein Gel lagao,

Dhawam ko castorl pilao,, Par Inko Dill Khol k Zalel karty Jao :-P

Baap Baap Hoty hy ^_^

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Well Played jan jan jan Pakistan

Abi Safar Baqi Hai Hamen To Manzil Pay Jana hai,,

England, South Africa & India Sab Ko Harana Hai,,

Jo Laga Hai Dagh Dehshatgardi Ka hm py,,

World cup Jeet k is Dagh ko Mitaya hy..

Jis ny Hamen Kia hai Underestimate,,

Champion bn k Unhen Dikhaya  Hai

Well Played jan jan jan Pakistan

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Virat Kholi Anushka Sharma sy,,

Virat Kholi Anushka Sharma sy,,

Mujhy chaaey to dena.

Bivi ne plate me chaaey daal k di.

Kholi ghussy se bola,, Cup me daal k do.

Anushka CUP to SARFARAZ ley gya isi me peeny ki aadat dalo. :-P

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Next world cup is in 2019 and 2009

Next world cup is in 2019 and 2009

1992 aur 2009 aur 20019

dono mein 9 ata hai

In’ShaAllah we Win This Cup ^_^

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Nahin tera nasheman cricket ke medano mein.

Nahin tera nasheman cricket ke medano mein..!

‘Sarfaraz’

Tu shahzad hai selfiyan la India walo k Mobilo m :-P

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India ki Teame perform nai kar rahe,

India ki Teame perform nai kar rahe,

Oper se pepsi walay har break me

Can you feel it?

Bhai aur kitna feel kerwana chahtay ho.. :-P

Jeo Pakistanis ^_^

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China or America Jitni Marzi Tarkii kar ly..

China or America Jitni Marzi Tarkii kar ly..

Dudh Soda Pakistan ki Ijaad hy.. :-P :-D

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Funny But True Fact..

Funny But True Fact..
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Relationship Between Lovers In Today’s Age :

You Can Touch Each Other..
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But
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U Cannot Touch Each Other’s Mobile…

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Girl : Mein Us Aadmi Sy Shadi Karungi,

Girl : Mein Us Aadmi Sy Shadi Karungi,
jo
roye to Mujhy Hansi aajaye.
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Boy : ALTAF bhai py nazar hai teri…
Chalak Aurat.
Lolxxx

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Currant sy b bhara Jahtka Inxan ko tab lagta hy,,

Currant sy b bhara Jahtka Inxan ko tab lagta hy,,

Jub osko Pata lagta hy k,,

Wo Bina Net Pkg k Net Py Videos daikh raha hy :-P

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A man parks his bicycle nearby the Parliament house

A man parks his bicycle nearby the Parliament house in Pakistan and walks on…

A police constable stops him and asks: Why did you park your bicycle here….

Don’t you know its a VIP road and many mp’s, cm’s, PM & President pass from here…

Man replied: Don’t worry, I have locked my bicycle.

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Aziz Pakistanis n all of abroad,

Aziz Pakistanis n all of abroad,
23rd Mar 1940 to 23rd Mar 2016
76th anniversary 4 Pakistan Resolution Day.

” The day of commitment.”
Kaifi feeling proud to be Pakistani.

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As The Year 2015 Draws To An End

As The Year 2015 Draws To An End
I Want To Thank The Special People


Who Touched My Life With Their Concern and
Made My Life More Meaningful,
YOU are One Of Them..

Happy Independence day…!

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Think about that

14 August Sms
Aaj se 68 saal pehle.

Eik Qoom ko eik mulk ki talash thi.

Allah k karam se.
Aj jub hamare pas Mulk ha to hamain eik qoom ki talash ha.
Think about that

Happy independence day…..

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Jiyou Pakistaniyou…..

Jiyou Pakistaniyou…..

1. Light aane ki khushi,
2. Bazar mai shopping ke bad zinda ghar wapis aane ki khushi,
3. Bus mai seat milne ki khushi
4. Taweel arse ke bad Double sawari khulne ki khushi,
5. Namaz parhne ke bad Khud-Kash hamle se bachney ki khushi,
6. Bus se utarne k bad apne Mobile ko apne jaib mai dekhne ki khushi,
7. Masjiid C nikalte waqt chappal mil jane ki khushi,

KHUSHION BHARA PAKISTAN .

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