Kal hi Be’gairat Nu Nawi Juti Ly k Diti c

.Sheikh K Betay Ka Accident Ho Gya…
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Doctor:
“Apke Betay Ki Dono Tangein Kaatni Parrein gi…”

Sheikh Sar Pakar Kar Beith Gya.
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Doctor:
“koi Baat Nahi Jnaab Hosla Rakhein..”
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Sheikh:
“Kal hi Be’gairat Nu Nawi Juti Ly k Diti c…

O wapis v nai honi….!}

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Asalam o AlaiKum “Subah ßaKhair”

Asalam o AlaiKum
“Subah ßaKhair”
* Welcome *
A NicE Day
Start With The
Name Of
.=*%-._.-%*=.
‘-._ c(__i__)) _.-‘
”+ ._. +”

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Result ager acha ho

Result ager achha ho:
Teacher: Shinning bacha hai
Maa: Mujh pe gaya hai
Baap: Beta kiska hai aakhir
Dost: Chal bottle pity hain

Result ager bura ho:
Teacher: Dhyan parhai me nahi hota iska
Maa: Aag lagay is mobile ko
Baap: Laad pyar ne bigara hai isay
Dost: Chal bottle pity hain

Birthday pe:
Maa: Mera beta jiay hazaro saal
Baap: Allah her qadam pe khushi de
Dost: Chal bottle pity hain

Love main fail:
Maa: Beta bhool ja usay
Baap: O mard ban puttar
Dost: Chal bottle pity hain

Moral: Sub badal jata hai per dost nahi badalty……
Chalo isi baat pe… bottle pity hain yaar. :)
Dedicated to my sweet frnds

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Dekhty hn k ap mre ly kya choose krta hn

I……….u?
Dekhty hn k ap mre ly kya choose krta hn
111,   222,   333,   444,    555,   666,   777,   888,   999,
Rply mst

111=I pray 4 u
222=I miss u
333=Im only 4 U
444=I kiss u  wah wah wah kb phr?
555=I w8 4 u
666=I HATE U
777=I like u
888=I fiht wid U
999=I love u lve u

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Tum kon c cream lagati Ho

Boy to Girl

Tum kon c cream lagati Ho???

Girl buhat khush Ho k:,
Koi bhi Nahi

Boy:
tay laya kar Na Kaaliye Maraasnay…:-/

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GOOD Morning Dil Say

|”””|      .+._.+.
|    |____”+._.+”
|_______|OVELY
GOOD Morning
.”+..+”.DIL.”+..+”.
“+..+” SAY “+..+”
Assalam-o-Alaikum
Have
A
Nice
Day..!!

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Chah kar bi pooch nhin paatay

Chah kar bi pooch nhin paatay hain haal unka..

Dost ..!!

Dartay hain kaheen keh na dain Tumhaeen ye Haq diya kisne..?

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Mat Tarsa Itna Kisi Ko Apni Muhabbat K Liye

“””Mat Tarsa Itna Kisi Ko Apni Muhabbat K Liye,,,,,,

!..” dost “..!

“””Kya Pata Teri Muhabbat pany k liye he G raha ho koi……!
gud morning

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Woh tuj se faasla na rakht

Woh tuj se faasla na rakhti to aur kya karti,……..?

Tu muddaton ka tharki………
Or
“WO” masoom c larki.

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Neend nahi ati apny gunaho k dar sy

“Neend nahi ati apny gunaho k dar sy

“YAA RAB,

Phr sokoon sy so jata hun k tera ek naam “RAHEEM” bi hai…………
GõõÐ ÑÎGH8

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BOTA THANDA NA HOVY

Mjh se ab yeh “judai” ka ZEHaR piya Nahi jata.
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Ho Sake to 2 glass  “ROOH AFZA” pila do

(,”)/  naaly gall sun
/> <
.!  !.
BOTA THANDA NA HOVY.¤.

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Jise Mehroomiyan Mili Hon Wohi Jaan Sakta Hai

Jise Mehroomiyan Mili Hon Wohi Jaan Sakta Hai,
Zubani Hausla, Jhooti Murawwat Kuchh Nahi Hoti,

Kayi Rishton Ko Jab Parkha, Nateeja Ek Hi Nikla,
Zarurat Hi Sabhi Kuchh Hai, Mohabbat Kuchh Nahi Hoti,

Kisi Ne Chhor Ke Jana Ho To Phir Chhor Jata Hai,
Bichharna Ho To Sadiyon Ki Rafaaqat Kuchh Nahi Hoti,

Ta’alluq Toot Jaye To Safeene Doob Jate Hain,
Yeh Sab Kehne Ki Baatein Hain, Haqeeqat Kuchh Nahi Hoti.
“Féèliñg§

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JO shakhs Allah sy drta hy

Aqwaal:
(1) JO shakhs Allah sy drta hy woh kabi badla nhi lyta.

(2) HASAD krny wala maut se phly mar jata hy.

(3) Ksi pr aitamad na kro jb tk usy gussay main na dakh lo.

(4) Maut ko yad rkhna nafs ki tamam bemarion ki shifa hy.

(5) Khushi insan ko itna nahi sekhati jitna k gham.

(6) Sachai ak aisi dawa hy jis ki lazzat krvi magar taseer meethi hy.

(7)Azan k waqt khmosh rha kro taky mout k waqt Klma naseb ho.
Achi batein dosro ko btana bhi neki he.
gud n00n. . .

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Ikhlaq Sy Baat Karo Kuch Kharch Nahi Hota

“Ikhlaq Sy Baat Karo Kuch Kharch Nahi Hota,
Q k,
Insan Per Sub Sy Ziada Musebatain Us Ki Apni Zuban Ki Waja Say Aati Hein.

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A VerY nIcE SmS fOr mY dEaRs

A VerY nIcE smS fOr mY dEaRs…
1=Agr ap kisi doctor k Paas nhi jana chahte to sura_FATIHA men hr Bimari ki shifa hy.

2=Agr apki Murad puri nhi hoti to rozana Sura_ YASEEN ki Tilawt kren.

3=Agr Rizq mn Brkt chahye to Rozana Sura_ WAQYA parhen.

4=Agr apko Qabr k Azaab ka dr hy to rozana rat ko Sura_MULK prhen
5=Agr Dunya k hr Jhagre se nijat hasil krni hy to QURAN Pak ki Tilawat ko apni Aadat bnain..

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