9th July ko Tyar Rehna

Dear Muslims…..!

9th July ko Tyar Rehna Apky Ghar aik Bohat Pyara Mehmaan Aany Wala hai…

Woh mehmaan jisky aaty hi….

Masjiden Ronak Hojaengi….

Namazen Adda Hongi…

Jhoot Say Parhez Karengy….

Har Taraf Ronak hogi…

Rehmaton ki Barish Hogi…..

Or Uc Mehmaan ka Naam hai..

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Ramadan…. Ramadan Mubarak on 9th July.

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Jis Mulk Main Cooler Par Rakhe Glass Ko

Jis Mulk Main
Cooler Par Rakhe
Glass Ko Zanjeeroo’n
Se Bandhna Pare
Or Logoo’n Ko
Masjid Main
Aakhrat Se
Ziyada Apne
Jootoo’n Ki Fikar
Ho,
Wahan Sadr Ya
Wazir~E~Azam
Ki Tabdeeli Se
Kiya Farq Parta
He….?
Aao Pehle Khud Ko
Badlain Nizaam
Khud Hi Badal
Jaye Ga………?
Plz Forward To All Pakistanies,

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Pal Pal Ka Intazar Hmain Be- Haal Kar Deta Hai

Pal Pal Ka Intazar Hmain Be- Haal Kar Deta Hai…!!

DOST

Najane Tumhain Kb Fursat Mile Gi Humain Yad Krne ki?

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‘Mohabbat’ Sab Se Kro!

‘Mohabbat’ Sab Se Kro!

Lekin Us Se 0r B Zyada Kro Jo Aap Ko
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.BarF De

(‘!’ )
< <  >’ /
! !     Baji Ek Kola Hor De DE  ProNe Aay Ne:)

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Kaash Wo Aik Moqa Deta Baat Karne Ka

Kaash Wo Aik Moqa Deta Baat  Karne Ka…!!!

“zindagi”

Ham Un Ko B Rula Dete Un K Sitam Suna Suna K…

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Dard hota hy pr awaaz nhi at

Saans tham jati hy pr jaan nhi jati..

Dard hota hy pr awaaz nhi ati..

Ajeeb log hen is zmanay me..

Koi bhool nhi skta or ksi ko yad nhi Aati¤

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1 Hindu Teacher class mein

1 Hindu Teacher class mein: “Bacho aap ko mein nazar aa raha hun?

Bachay: “Jee haan”

Teacher: “Mein aap k samne khara hun, isi liye nazar aa raha hun. Kya aap ko ALLAH nazar aa raha hai?”

Bachay:”Nahin”

Teacher:  “Hota to nazar aata na”

1 Muslim Bache ne kharey ho k kaha: “Bacho! Aap ko teacher ki aqal nazar aa rhi hai?

Bachay: “Nahin”

Muslim Bacha: “Hoti to nazar aati na”

Please Forward this beutiful message
I  Love  ALLAH.

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Only For U Good Morning

,-¤*¤-.,   ,.-¤*¤-,
( öñly  ) ( För U  )
“-.,,_,,-”   “-.,,_,,.-”
,-¤*¤-.,   ,.-¤*¤-,
(GöÖD  MöRÑìñG)
“-.,,_,,-”    “-.,,_,,.-”

Assalam-o-Alaikum

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A girl was chating on face book with a boy

A girl was chating on face book with a boy…
Girl: Din bher online rahte ho. Chutiya hai kia???
Boy: tu ho gi chutiya tera baap chutiya tera pura khandan chutiya…
Girl: i was asking about holidays :-|:
Boy: ooooppsss sorry
Girl: ja kanjara dafa ho hun :)

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Tum Jo Ek GaaLi Mazaaq ya Ghussey main Dete Ho

Farman Hazrat ALI (R.A):

“Tum Jo Ek GaaLi Mazaaq ya Ghussey main Dete Ho. Us se Tumhari Qabar Main Ek Bichoo pada Ho jata ha”

jis k ak dafa katna sa insan 70 hath zameen ma dhass jata ha.

(Farward Specially Young Boyz AND girls)

Plz batayn sab ko k Gaali ka kiya aazab he.?

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Lover k liye maa-baap se jhuth bolte H0

1. Lover k liye maa-baap se jhuth bolte H0
par maa-baap k liye LOVER se Q nhi?

2. Lover se shaadi k liye maa-baap ko chore dete H0
maa-baap k liye LOVER ko Q nhi?

3. Lover ko puchte ho khana khaya k nhi ya kitni roti khaai??
par kya aaj tak yahi baat maa-baap se poochi Hy?

4. Lover ki 1 kasam se buri aadate chhut jaati hy,
par maa-baap k bar-bar kehne se b nhi chorte.

Maa_baap ki ahmiyat hy to ye sms sabko bhejo.
0r nafarman ho to rehny do

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I have just wOrds tO say u that

I have nO gOld tO send u,
I have nO diamOnd tO send u,
I have nO credit tO send u,
I have just  wOrds tO say u that..
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“Allah Always bless u..
Subha_Bakhair.

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Kal hi Be’gairat Nu Nawi Juti Ly k Diti c

.Sheikh K Betay Ka Accident Ho Gya…
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Doctor:
“Apke Betay Ki Dono Tangein Kaatni Parrein gi…”

Sheikh Sar Pakar Kar Beith Gya.
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Doctor:
“koi Baat Nahi Jnaab Hosla Rakhein..”
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Sheikh:
“Kal hi Be’gairat Nu Nawi Juti Ly k Diti c…

O wapis v nai honi….!}

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Asalam o AlaiKum “Subah ßaKhair”

Asalam o AlaiKum
“Subah ßaKhair”
* Welcome *
A NicE Day
Start With The
Name Of
.=*%-._.-%*=.
‘-._ c(__i__)) _.-‘
”+ ._. +”

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Result ager acha ho

Result ager achha ho:
Teacher: Shinning bacha hai
Maa: Mujh pe gaya hai
Baap: Beta kiska hai aakhir
Dost: Chal bottle pity hain

Result ager bura ho:
Teacher: Dhyan parhai me nahi hota iska
Maa: Aag lagay is mobile ko
Baap: Laad pyar ne bigara hai isay
Dost: Chal bottle pity hain

Birthday pe:
Maa: Mera beta jiay hazaro saal
Baap: Allah her qadam pe khushi de
Dost: Chal bottle pity hain

Love main fail:
Maa: Beta bhool ja usay
Baap: O mard ban puttar
Dost: Chal bottle pity hain

Moral: Sub badal jata hai per dost nahi badalty……
Chalo isi baat pe… bottle pity hain yaar. :)
Dedicated to my sweet frnds

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