Wakeel: Talaq Karwany k 10 Hazar lo ga,,

Wakeel: Talaq Karwany k 10 Hazar lo ga,,

Sohar: Pagal ho gaye ho kya..??

Molvie ny to ak hazar liya  tha Shadi krwany ka,,

Wakeel: Daikh liya na fr Sasty kam ka natija.. :-P :-D

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Bacha Teacher Sy,,

Bacha: Teacher sy main apko kaisa lagta ho..?

Teacher: So Sweet..

Bacha: dosry Bachy k Kaan main Bola,,

Daikha kha tha na Line marti hy to manta ni tha..!

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Meri Ankh main daikho kya hy,

Boy: Meri Ankh main daikho kya hy..??

Girl: Sucha Pyar

Boy: O Anni Di ay Machar kad..

(“,) Waddi ai to heer.. :-/

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Aqal mand sy baty karna,,

Aqal mand sy baty karna,,

Pora Saal Baty karny sy Behtar hy,,

Kar lo baty Aje m Free ho :-P

 

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Achi Shakal na hona koi Masla nahi,,

Achi Shakal na hona koi Masla nahi,,

Lakin Bandar Jesi Selfie bana k 70 logo ko tag karna

Khulam khula Dehshat Gardi hy.. :-( :-P

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Har Kamyab Mard k Pechy,,,

Har Kamyab Mard k Pechy,,,

Ak orat ka Hath hota hy…

Q k Orat samjedar hoti hy,,,

Nakam Admi k Pechy nahi jati.. l0lz..!

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Doctor Mirasi sy,,

Doctor Mirasi sy,,

Apka ak Gurda fail ho gya hy.. :-(

Mirasi: Kiny Numbera to :-P :-D

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Baap: Beta q Naraz ho,,

Baap: Beta q Naraz ho??

Beta: Main Apko Nahi Bata sakta…

Baap: Dost samje kar bata dy..

Beta: Bus kya batao teri bhabi naraz hy kal sy.. :-P

Baap: Dhurr Phity Moo Tera…! :-D :-P

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4 Pathan Train ki taraf bagh ray thy,,,

4 Pathan Train ki taraf bagh ray thy,,,

2 Pathan Train m Charny m Kamyaab ho gye…

Sub logo Ny onko bht Shabash di…

Pathan Khaah Shabash,,,

Hum To on 2no ko chorny aya tha :-( :-P :-P

Jiyouuuu Pathan..!

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This is That..

This is That..

That is This..

What is This That..?? :-P

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Aahat see koi aaye toh lagta hain kee tum ho,

Aahat see koi aaye toh lagta hain kee tum ho,
Saaya saa koi lehraaye toh lagta hain kee tum ho,
Ab tum hee bataao kya tum kisi bhoot sey kam ho?

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Agar Tery Wady Suchy hoty..

Agar Tery Wady Suchy hoty..

Aje Humary 2 Bachy hoty :-P

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China or America Jitni Marzi Tarkii kar ly..

China or America Jitni Marzi Tarkii kar ly..

Dudh Soda Pakistan ki Ijaad hy.. :-P :-D

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Czn Sy Shadi hony ka Nuksaan..

Czn Sy Shadi hony ka Nuksaan..

Mery Moo sy aksar Baigum ki Jaga Baji Nikal Jata hy :-P

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Girl : Mein Us Aadmi Sy Shadi Karungi,

Girl : Mein Us Aadmi Sy Shadi Karungi,
jo
roye to Mujhy Hansi aajaye.
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Boy : ALTAF bhai py nazar hai teri…
Chalak Aurat.
Lolxxx

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