Girl Mummy Sir kitne Handsome hai na

Girl: Mummy, Sir kitne
Handsome hai na.
Mummy: Beti, apne se bado
ko Pita saman
samajhna chahiye.
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Girl: Mummy, tum bhi na!
Hamesha apne hi
setting mein lagi rahti
ho …. ;) :D

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Bikhari propose to a girl

Bikhari propose to a girl….Do u Love me…??
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Girl:- Shakal dekhi hai apne,isse acha to mai suicide karlu…:/

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Bikhari:- Kambhakt mar jayegi par kisi gareeb ke kam nhi ayege….;)

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Ladkiya Aapas Mein Gale Milte Waqt Kya Sochti Hai..?

Ladkiya Aapas Mein Gale Milte Waqt Kya Sochti Hai..?
“Is k To Mujh Se Bhi Zyada Bde Ho Gaye Hai…”
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.Kaunsa Shampoo Use Karti Hogi baalo par..?

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Submit on: December 29, 2014

EK Dada or Dadi Ki Jodi ne

EK Dada or Dadi Ki Jodi ne
jawani k THIK WAYSE
he dino ko yaad karne ka
faisla kiya….!!
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Agle din dada phool lekar
wahi Pahuche jaha Wo
Jawani me Mila karte the…..
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Waha khade-khade dada k
Pairo me dard ho gaya,
Lekin dadi nhi aayi…
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Ghar ja kar dada gusse
se: “Aayi Kyon Nahi??”
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Daadi sharmate
huye:”Mummy Ne Nahi Aane
Diya…!!
ha ha ha..

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Jatka kuch is tarah dia sanam ny apni zulfo

Jatka kuch is tarah dia sanam ny apni zulfo
ko,
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Ikat’tay 7 jowein mere daman mai aa ghiray

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Submit on: December 11, 2014




Dear girls,,

Dear girls,,
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Aap sab mar jao na.. :-/ 
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Mujh par..! :-P

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Submit on: December 8, 2014

Khuda kare kisi ko mohabbat me

Khuda kare kisi ko mohabbat me
judai na mile
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Kabhi bhi kisi ko ishq mein bewafayi
na mile
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Aur jo meri es Sms ko padh kar bhi
Forward na kare
Usko thand mein kabhi rajayi naa
mile…

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Wen U Cry:”Koi Nahi Dekta..

Wen U Cry:”Koi Nahi Dekta..
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Wen U Worried:”Koi Nahi Dekta.
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Wen U Happy:”Koi Nahi Dekta..
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Lekin 1 Din DATE Pe Chale Jao,
Saala Pura Khandan Dekh Leta Hai…
Agree ??

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1 ladki aakhir kya chahti hai hum Ladko se…

1 ladki aakhir kya chahti hai hum Ladko se…
hum us ko time de,
attention de,
food,
hugs,
passwords,
credit cards,
life,
blood,
soul,
and non stop compliments…

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Arz kiya hai…

Arz kiya hai…
Ye Jo Aag Dil Mai Lagi Hai, Zamane Mai Laga Dunga,
Uski Doli Jo Uthi..
Toh
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koi baat nahi Talented hoon dusri pta lunga..

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He: I love you

He: I love you

She: achha suno

He: ha bolo

She: Wo ROHTAK wali ladkiya meri cousin sisters hai,

He: Matlab Ab main apni bahen se mazaq bhi nahi kar sakta..
Bhaago bachaooo :-P

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Me : kya tum merii life me “CHAND” ban’na

Me : kya tum merii life me “CHAND” ban’na
pasand krogy??
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He : yes yes
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Me: to jitna dooooor chand hai , utni hi
doo0oor dafa hojao .

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Train me 2 larkiyan safar kar rahi theen

Train me 2 larkiyan safar kar rahi theen

1st larki: Tumhen kesa husband chahye…..?
2nd larki: Mujhe caror’pati husband chahye…..

1st larki: Agar caror’pati husband na mila to…..?

2nd larki: To 50 lackh wala mil jaeye

1st larki: Agr wo bhi na mila to……?

2nd larki: To 25 lackh wala B chaley ga…..

Uper Berth pr leta 1 Nashai bola…..

jadon Gall 300 tey Aawe , Meino utha lena…!!:D:)

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Kisi ny 1 Shaks sy Pucha,,

Kisi ny 1 Shaks sy Pucha,,

Ap Shadi Sy Pehly kya karty Thy,,,

Oski Ankho m Anssoo Agye…..

Or wO Bolaaa,,,,,,,

Jo Mera Dil karta Tha…! :-(

 

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Submit on: November 19, 2014

My Attitude :-

My Attitude :-
A Girl proposed to me.
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And I said:
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“Sorry, I won’t accept
your
proposal,
But I apprecate your
selection ! ;)) :ppp

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Submit on: November 15, 2014




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