1 Pagal khany main Sub Pagal

1 Pagal khany main Sub Pagal

Barat Ly k Ja Rahy  thy,,,

1 Pagal Chup kar k betha tha..

Doctor: tm Q Ni Barat m Ja rahy Tm thk ho gye ho kya…

Pagal: Chup Kar Pagal M Dullhan ho :-P

 

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1 Din Santa ki biwi behosh ho gayi.

1 Din Santa ki biwi behosh ho gayi.
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Doctor-“Ye mar gayi
hai.”
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Jab usko jalane lage to wo uth k boli-“Mai
ZINDA hu!”
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Santa – “Chup chap padi reh, tu
doctor se zyada janti hai kya!!!!!!”

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Daikho logo Ramzan Pass Any ko hy,,

Daikho logo Ramzan Pass Any ko hy,,

Yeh zara Janu Manu, ShOna, MOna, Hony, Baby

Py Control karo…

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Kassh Suraj ki bi B.V hOtiii…

Kassh Suraj ki bi B.V hOtiii…

Usy thora control main to rakhti.. :-P

M0rning..!!

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SardiyOu m (hug)

SardiyOu m (hug)

Or,,,

GarmiyOu m Shrbat ka Jug Jesi kOi Cheez Nahi :-P

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Marriage life is a beautiful forest

Marriage life is a beautiful forest <3
”Where”

Brave Lions are killed by beautiful Deer :-P

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Height of Torture

Height of Torture :

Girlfriend – Suno na

Boyfriend – Listen, i am very tensed,
office me problems chal rahi hai,
isi liye Baat karne ka bhi mood nahi hai,
sir bhi dard se phata ja raha hai,
Subah se maine kuch bhi nahi khaya hai..

Girlfriend -hmmm !!!

Acha wo sab faltu bakwas chhodo, ye dekho, Meri nai chappal …

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Ek employee ke boss ki death ho gayi..

Ek employee ke boss ki death ho gayi..
Fir b wo roz roz apne boss ke number pe phone lagata
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Boss’s wife : kitni baar bataya k woh mar chuke hai.. Fir baar baar phone kyu krte ho…?
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Employee : sun ke acha lagta hai.

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1 Larke Or Larki

1 Larke Or Larki
Ki Shadi Howi To
Garmi Bohot Thi
Ap Yaqeen Karo
K Dosre Din Hi
Un
K
Gher
Bacha Howa
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SaLaN Khrab
Ho Gaya.

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Mere Whtsapp Pe Ek Banda Itni Sad Shayri

Mere Whtsapp Pe Ek Banda Itni Sad Shayri
Send Karta
Hai Ki Ab
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To
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Me Bhi Uski Girlfriend Ko Bahut Miss Karta Hu

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Meri Ankho Main Daikho

Meri Ankho Main Daikho

‘Aye Jana’

Exam ki Tenshan Nazar aa rahi hoo gi… :-P

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Be innovative….

Be innovative….
Apni Girl-friend Ke Sath Date Pe gaya,
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Par Chahta tha Ki Khaane Peene Mein Faltu Ka Kharcha Na Ho,
To Just us Se Puchh liya…
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“ Kya Khaayegi MOTI ??
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Thodi Si Gaaliyan Mili, Par Kasam Se Paise Adhe se jada Bach gaye….

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Agar Koi Hume Achchha Lagta Hai To

Agar Koi Hume Achchha Lagta Hai To
Achchha Wo Nahi, Hum Hai..
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Aur Agar Koi Hume Bura Lagta Hai
To
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Bura Wahi Hai Kyoki Hum To Achchhe Hai Na! :-P

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Boyfriend on call:”hey baby,

Boyfriend on call:”hey baby,
what r you doing.. ??
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Girlfriend:”Sir dard kar raha hai jaanu
sone jaa rahi hu……..
and you sweet heart.. ??
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Boyfriend:”mai Cinema Hall me,
tere piche baitha popcorn kha raha hu
kamini..

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Father:- 12th Ke Baad Kya Karne Ka Irada Hai

Father:- 12th Ke Baad Kya Karne Ka Irada Hai
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Pappu:- BBA
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Father:- Good…. Lekin Ye
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BBA Kya Hota Hai
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Pappu:- Biwi Ki Bahon Me Aaram

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Submit on: April 13, 2015




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