Toba Toba Pyaar Ka Izhaar Telephone Per

Toba Toba Pyaar Ka Izhaar Telephone Per
DostooN Se Karna Zikr’e Yaar Telephone Per
Chaar Ashiq Kar Rahe The Tazkira Mehboob Ka
Aik Jaisi Guftugu Ki Chaar Telephone Per

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Go cash’ prepaid Travel card launched by which bank ?

‘Go cash’ prepaid Travel card launched by which bank ?
A.ICICI bank
B.Yes bank
C.Axis bank
D.Union bank :-P

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Golu- yar Bholu Ek Aeroplen Kharid ne ki

Golu- yar Bholu Ek Aeroplen Kharid ne ki Shoch Raha

hu Kitne paise lagenge ?
Bholu – oy Shoch ne ke kuch paise Nahi lagenge yar | :-P

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Ladki:- Agar main mar jau to tum

Ladki:- Agar main mar jau to tum
kya karoge..??
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Ladka:- Main bhi mar jaunga..!!
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Ladki (romanticaly) : Par kyu..??
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Ladka:- tere chakkar me udhari
itni ho gayi hai ki jeena mushkil
hai..!!

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SANTA Shirt utar ke balcony me tha.

SANTA Shirt utar ke balcony me tha.

Ek admi- Wah Santa ji..
Kya chest hai

SANTA- Are ye to kuchh nahi,
Teri bhabhi ki dekhega to pagal ho jayega. :-P :-D

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Salman: Main jab shirt utaarta hu to ghar k

Salman: Main jab shirt utaarta hu to ghar k

bahar 100 log jama ho jate hai..

John: 1000 log..

Hrithik: 5000 log..
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Sunny Leone: Ab main kuch bolu?

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Santa was kissing A Blank Paper,

Santa was kissing A Blank Paper,

Banta: ye kya hai?

Santa: meri Girl Friend ka love letter.

Banta: but ye to khaali hai,

Santa: Aaj kal bol-chal bnd hai :-D

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Beti: Papa mere mobile me kisine

Beti: Papa mere mobile me kisine

“I Love u”

Ka msg bheja hai

Dad: Aisa msg

kabhi receive nhi karna chahiye

Jiska hai use wapas bhej de!!

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Abhisek: meri Aishwrya ko baccha nhi hota

Abhisek: meri Aishwrya ko baccha nhi hota
kya karu?

Akshay: Fruit do

Sahrukh: Murgi ke ande do

Govinda: Usko pyar do

Imran hashmi: 1 moka mujhe do! :-P

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Happy Hate Day Guy’s Happy Hate Day…!

Time : 12:00 Am
Date : 22 July
We Celebrate Velantins Day, Labior Day And Many Other Day’s
But We Can’t Celebrate The Hate Day…
Many Peopels Have A Bundle Of Hate In Their Hearts
i Have Special Feelingz Of hate For Some Peoples to0 …..!!!
So I Decided To Celebrate This Day
To Day And Every Year Of This Date……!!!
Happy Hate Day Guy’s Happy Hate Day…!

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She Me,

She : Main Tmhen Bhout Like Krti Hun Sweet Heart. .

Me : Thanks Comment Be Kr Dia Kro..

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He She,

She : Hi
Me : Hey
She : Singal Ho?
ME : Ap K Munh Sy Ye Baten Achi Nai Lagtien Ap To Meri Behon Jesi Hain Baji…!

She : Galiyan + Blocked.. l0lz..

 

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When someone hates

When someone hates
you without any Reason..

slap him hard,
then he will hate you
for a reason..:P:P;)

Good Morning :-)

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Never KISS a lady police, She will say, hands up.

Never KISS a lady police, She will say, hands up.
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Never KISS a lady doctor, She will say, Next please
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Always KISS a lady teacher, She will say, repeat it 5 time

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Bhai ko Bhai se juda kr deti he – “GF”

Bhai ko Bhai se juda kr deti he – “GF”
Maa ko Bete se juda kr deti he – “GF”
Pati aur Patni ke Beech Jhagda paida kr deti he -“GF”
Insan ko Duniya se juda kr deti he- “GF”
Ghar me Jhagda karwa deti he -“GF”

“GF” matlab – GALAT FEHMI
Jo is waqt aapko hui he
Girl Friend to Bechari Masoom hoti he.

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