SANTA Shirt utar ke balcony me tha.

SANTA Shirt utar ke balcony me tha.

Ek admi- Wah Santa ji..
Kya chest hai

SANTA- Are ye to kuchh nahi,
Teri bhabhi ki dekhega to pagal ho jayega. :-P :-D

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Salman: Main jab shirt utaarta hu to ghar k

Salman: Main jab shirt utaarta hu to ghar k

bahar 100 log jama ho jate hai..

John: 1000 log..

Hrithik: 5000 log..
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Sunny Leone: Ab main kuch bolu?

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Santa was kissing A Blank Paper,

Santa was kissing A Blank Paper,

Banta: ye kya hai?

Santa: meri Girl Friend ka love letter.

Banta: but ye to khaali hai,

Santa: Aaj kal bol-chal bnd hai :-D

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Beti: Papa mere mobile me kisine

Beti: Papa mere mobile me kisine

“I Love u”

Ka msg bheja hai

Dad: Aisa msg

kabhi receive nhi karna chahiye

Jiska hai use wapas bhej de!!

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Abhisek: meri Aishwrya ko baccha nhi hota

Abhisek: meri Aishwrya ko baccha nhi hota
kya karu?

Akshay: Fruit do

Sahrukh: Murgi ke ande do

Govinda: Usko pyar do

Imran hashmi: 1 moka mujhe do! :-P

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Happy Hate Day Guy’s Happy Hate Day…!

Time : 12:00 Am
Date : 22 July
We Celebrate Velantins Day, Labior Day And Many Other Day’s
But We Can’t Celebrate The Hate Day…
Many Peopels Have A Bundle Of Hate In Their Hearts
i Have Special Feelingz Of hate For Some Peoples to0 …..!!!
So I Decided To Celebrate This Day
To Day And Every Year Of This Date……!!!
Happy Hate Day Guy’s Happy Hate Day…!

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She Me,

She : Main Tmhen Bhout Like Krti Hun Sweet Heart. .

Me : Thanks Comment Be Kr Dia Kro..

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He She,

She : Hi
Me : Hey
She : Singal Ho?
ME : Ap K Munh Sy Ye Baten Achi Nai Lagtien Ap To Meri Behon Jesi Hain Baji…!

She : Galiyan + Blocked.. l0lz..

 

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When someone hates

When someone hates
you without any Reason..

slap him hard,
then he will hate you
for a reason..:P:P;)

Good Morning :-)

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Never KISS a lady police, She will say, hands up.

Never KISS a lady police, She will say, hands up.
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Never KISS a lady doctor, She will say, Next please
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Always KISS a lady teacher, She will say, repeat it 5 time

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Bhai ko Bhai se juda kr deti he – “GF”

Bhai ko Bhai se juda kr deti he – “GF”
Maa ko Bete se juda kr deti he – “GF”
Pati aur Patni ke Beech Jhagda paida kr deti he -“GF”
Insan ko Duniya se juda kr deti he- “GF”
Ghar me Jhagda karwa deti he -“GF”

“GF” matlab – GALAT FEHMI
Jo is waqt aapko hui he
Girl Friend to Bechari Masoom hoti he.

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Arz kiya he

Arz kiya he

Ki ruthi he aise wo humse
Jaise hum sach me unhe mana lenge
Wah-Wah
Itna waqt kaun bekar kare
Itne me to hum DUSRI pata lenge

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Braking News…

Braking News…

Aje 1 Pakistani ny Pani m 120 Mint Reh k world Record Bana diya..

Pakistan Zinda Baad…

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Namazy Janaza Sham 6 Bjy ho ga.. :-P

 

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Suchi Muhbat lout k zaroor ati hy,,

Suchi Muhbat lout k zaroor ati hy,,

Ya Sory Bolny…!

Ya Shadi ka Card Dyny :-P

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Main To Sucha Pyar karny Nikla Tha,,

Main To Sucha Pyar karny Nikla Tha,,

Garmi itni the k gany ka Juice pee k Wapix aa gya :-P

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