Currant sy b bhara Jahtka Inxan ko tab lagta hy,,

Currant sy b bhara Jahtka Inxan ko tab lagta hy,,

Jub osko Pata lagta hy k,,

Wo Bina Net Pkg k Net Py Videos daikh raha hy :-P

Name: Malik Šäľmäń
Mobile: 0322-7925843
FB Url: View on FB
View Complete Profile

Sms Size: 1

Characters: 132

Submit on: May 31, 2016

A man parks his bicycle nearby the Parliament house

A man parks his bicycle nearby the Parliament house in Pakistan and walks on…

A police constable stops him and asks: Why did you park your bicycle here….

Don’t you know its a VIP road and many mp’s, cm’s, PM & President pass from here…

Man replied: Don’t worry, I have locked my bicycle.

Name: Malik Šäľmäń
Mobile: 0322-7925843
FB Url: View on FB
View Complete Profile

Sms Size: 2

Characters: 306

Submit on: May 27, 2016

Soch Badloo

18+
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
18+2=20

Soch Badloo :-P

Name: Malik Šäľmäń
Mobile: 0322-7925843
FB Url: View on FB
View Complete Profile

Sms Size: 1

Characters: 67

Submit on: December 17, 2015

Agaya December…

Agaya December…
Sasty Ashiqo ka Maah-e-soug..!! :-P

Name: Malik Šäľmäń
Mobile: 0322-7925843
FB Url: View on FB
View Complete Profile

Sms Size: 1

Characters: 54

Submit on: December 2, 2015

Arz kiya hy……..

Arz kiya hy……..
Chhotii si dabbi m chawal ka dana………
Chottti si dabbi m chawal ka dana….
Buddhee ne aaankh mari BUDDHAA ðewaanaa……… :-) ;-) ;-) ;-) :-D
Name: Malik Šäľmäń
Mobile: 0322-7925843
FB Url: View on FB
View Complete Profile

Sms Size: 2

Characters: 174

Submit on: November 26, 2015




CHAPPAL Choti Ho Jai PAOWN Mai Nhi Ati.

CHAPPAL” Choti Ho Jai “PAOWN” Mai Nhi Ati.

Wah Wa Wa

“CHAPPAL” Choti Ho Jai “PAOWN” Mai Nai Ati.

B.V “MOTI” Ho Jai

“BAAHON” Mai Nai Ati.. ->

Wah wah wah.

Name: Malik Šäľmäń
Mobile: 0322-7925843
FB Url: View on FB
View Complete Profile

Sms Size: 2

Characters: 177

Submit on: November 3, 2015

Manavta Or Insaniyat Par Tab Bharosa Uth Jata Hain…

Manavta Or Insaniyat Par Tab Bharosa Uth Jata Hain…
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Jab Jatayu Jaise Muh Wali Ladkiya Bhi,,

Apne Naam Ke Aage ANGEL Or PRINCESS Likh Deti Hai.. hehe :-P

Name: Malik Šäľmäń
Mobile: 0322-7925843
FB Url: View on FB
View Complete Profile

Sms Size: 2

Characters: 188

Submit on: November 3, 2015

Duniya Ka Sabse Bada Aatank dekhna ho to

Duniya Ka Sabse Bada Aatank dekhna ho to
Kisi Ka Mobile Lo Or Contact List Me jakar
“Delete All”
Kr Do
Fir Mobile Wale Ki Tarf Dekh K Thoda Sa Muskura Do.

Name: Malik Šäľmäń
Mobile: 0322-7925843
FB Url: View on FB
View Complete Profile

Sms Size: 1

Characters: 158

Submit on: November 3, 2015

ACP – Daya ! Kuch to gadbad hai .

ACP – Daya ! Kuch to gadbad hai ..?
.
.
Airtel Girl – Gadbad nahi Sir 4G hai
.
.
ACP – Daya issbar iss ladki ka muh tod do .. Kahi bhi muh utha k ponch jaati hai

Name: Malik Šäľmäń
Mobile: 0322-7925843
FB Url: View on FB
View Complete Profile

Sms Size: 2

Characters: 168

Submit on: November 3, 2015

He: You look so beautiful

He: You look so beautiful
.
.
She: Accha matlab bus chehra hi accha
hai mera?
.
.
He: I love your nature
.
.
She: Haan Haan.. shakal me toh keede
lage hain mere

Name: Malik Šäľmäń
Mobile: 0322-7925843
FB Url: View on FB
View Complete Profile

Sms Size: 2

Characters: 172

Submit on: October 5, 2015




Apne mobile ko facewash lagakar..

Apne mobile ko facewash lagakar..
Garam pani se dokar use kumkum aur..
chawal lagakar mandir mey chadaa do..
Kyu ki SMS toh Ap karte nahi..Toh puja karo!!!

Name: Malik Šäľmäń
Mobile: 0322-7925843
FB Url: View on FB
View Complete Profile

Sms Size: 1

Characters: 158

Submit on: October 5, 2015

Kehdo un parhne walon se,

Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay…

Name: Malik Šäľmäń
Mobile: 0322-7925843
FB Url: View on FB
View Complete Profile

Sms Size: 1

Characters: 150

Submit on: October 5, 2015

Nawaz Shreef ki life ko dekh kar aise lagta hai

Nawaz Shreef  ki life ko dekh kar aise lagta hai ……..

K unhone

Zindagi na milegi dobara ko kafi serious le liya…

Name: Malik Šäľmäń
Mobile: 0322-7925843
FB Url: View on FB
View Complete Profile

Sms Size: 1

Characters: 125

Submit on: October 5, 2015

Sir: Agr koi Larka Girls section ki traf gya to Rs.100 fine hoga

Sir: Agr koi Larka Girls section ki traf gya to Rs.100 fine hoga
or
2nd time200
&
3rd time500
Student: Sir koi monthly package ni hai..?

Name: Malik Šäľmäń
Mobile: 0322-7925843
FB Url: View on FB
View Complete Profile

Sms Size: 1

Characters: 145

Submit on: October 5, 2015

Punjabi Hajj Karne Geya Wapis Aya

Punjabi Hajj Karne Geya Wapis Aya

To

Dost ne Pocha Shetan ko Kitne Pathar Mary…?

Punjabi: Rush He Ina C Pathar Marne Da Moka Hi Nai Milea,

Par.. . . Galian Changian Kadd k Aya Wan…. l0lz..

Hajj Mubark..

Name: Malik Šäľmäń
Mobile: 0322-7925843
FB Url: View on FB
View Complete Profile

Sms Size: 2

Characters: 221

Submit on: September 23, 2015




Page 3 of 2012345...1020...Last »

Login

Useful Content

Facebook Likes


(C) 2018 Chattk Sms All Rights reserved.

Chat Room | SEO Services | Website Developer | Website Hosting | Advertisement | Contact Us