Arz kiya hy……..

Arz kiya hy……..
Chhotii si dabbi m chawal ka dana………
Chottti si dabbi m chawal ka dana….
Buddhee ne aaankh mari BUDDHAA ðewaanaa……… :-) ;-) ;-) ;-) :-D
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CHAPPAL Choti Ho Jai PAOWN Mai Nhi Ati.

CHAPPAL” Choti Ho Jai “PAOWN” Mai Nhi Ati.

Wah Wa Wa

“CHAPPAL” Choti Ho Jai “PAOWN” Mai Nai Ati.

B.V “MOTI” Ho Jai

“BAAHON” Mai Nai Ati.. ->

Wah wah wah.

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Manavta Or Insaniyat Par Tab Bharosa Uth Jata Hain…

Manavta Or Insaniyat Par Tab Bharosa Uth Jata Hain…
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Jab Jatayu Jaise Muh Wali Ladkiya Bhi,,

Apne Naam Ke Aage ANGEL Or PRINCESS Likh Deti Hai.. hehe :-P

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Duniya Ka Sabse Bada Aatank dekhna ho to

Duniya Ka Sabse Bada Aatank dekhna ho to
Kisi Ka Mobile Lo Or Contact List Me jakar
“Delete All”
Kr Do
Fir Mobile Wale Ki Tarf Dekh K Thoda Sa Muskura Do.

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ACP – Daya ! Kuch to gadbad hai .

ACP – Daya ! Kuch to gadbad hai ..?
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Airtel Girl – Gadbad nahi Sir 4G hai
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ACP – Daya issbar iss ladki ka muh tod do .. Kahi bhi muh utha k ponch jaati hai

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He: You look so beautiful

He: You look so beautiful
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She: Accha matlab bus chehra hi accha
hai mera?
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He: I love your nature
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She: Haan Haan.. shakal me toh keede
lage hain mere

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Apne mobile ko facewash lagakar..

Apne mobile ko facewash lagakar..
Garam pani se dokar use kumkum aur..
chawal lagakar mandir mey chadaa do..
Kyu ki SMS toh Ap karte nahi..Toh puja karo!!!

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Kehdo un parhne walon se,

Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay…

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Nawaz Shreef ki life ko dekh kar aise lagta hai

Nawaz Shreef  ki life ko dekh kar aise lagta hai ……..

K unhone

Zindagi na milegi dobara ko kafi serious le liya…

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Sir: Agr koi Larka Girls section ki traf gya to Rs.100 fine hoga

Sir: Agr koi Larka Girls section ki traf gya to Rs.100 fine hoga
or
2nd time200
&
3rd time500
Student: Sir koi monthly package ni hai..?

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Punjabi Hajj Karne Geya Wapis Aya

Punjabi Hajj Karne Geya Wapis Aya

To

Dost ne Pocha Shetan ko Kitne Pathar Mary…?

Punjabi: Rush He Ina C Pathar Marne Da Moka Hi Nai Milea,

Par.. . . Galian Changian Kadd k Aya Wan…. l0lz..

Hajj Mubark..

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Toba Toba Pyaar Ka Izhaar Telephone Per

Toba Toba Pyaar Ka Izhaar Telephone Per
DostooN Se Karna Zikr’e Yaar Telephone Per
Chaar Ashiq Kar Rahe The Tazkira Mehboob Ka
Aik Jaisi Guftugu Ki Chaar Telephone Per

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Go cash’ prepaid Travel card launched by which bank ?

‘Go cash’ prepaid Travel card launched by which bank ?
A.ICICI bank
B.Yes bank
C.Axis bank
D.Union bank :-P

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Golu- yar Bholu Ek Aeroplen Kharid ne ki

Golu- yar Bholu Ek Aeroplen Kharid ne ki Shoch Raha

hu Kitne paise lagenge ?
Bholu – oy Shoch ne ke kuch paise Nahi lagenge yar | :-P

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Ladki:- Agar main mar jau to tum

Ladki:- Agar main mar jau to tum
kya karoge..??
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Ladka:- Main bhi mar jaunga..!!
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Ladki (romanticaly) : Par kyu..??
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Ladka:- tere chakkar me udhari
itni ho gayi hai ki jeena mushkil
hai..!!

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Submit on: July 30, 2015




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