This is That..

This is That..

That is This..

What is This That..?? :-P

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Aahat see koi aaye toh lagta hain kee tum ho,

Aahat see koi aaye toh lagta hain kee tum ho,
Saaya saa koi lehraaye toh lagta hain kee tum ho,
Ab tum hee bataao kya tum kisi bhoot sey kam ho?

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Submit on: September 7, 2016

Agar Tery Wady Suchy hoty..

Agar Tery Wady Suchy hoty..

Aje Humary 2 Bachy hoty :-P

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Submit on: July 27, 2016

China or America Jitni Marzi Tarkii kar ly..

China or America Jitni Marzi Tarkii kar ly..

Dudh Soda Pakistan ki Ijaad hy.. :-P :-D

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Czn Sy Shadi hony ka Nuksaan..

Czn Sy Shadi hony ka Nuksaan..

Mery Moo sy aksar Baigum ki Jaga Baji Nikal Jata hy :-P

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Submit on: July 22, 2016




ek dua aap SB members ke liye

ek dua aap SB members ke liye>>>

E khuda in page membero ko koi gum na Dena,
Chahe mujhe sukho ka pahaad dede,

New cycle pr ghume sare page member,
Chahe mujhe purani BMW car dede..

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Submit on: June 23, 2016

Girl : Mein Us Aadmi Sy Shadi Karungi,

Girl : Mein Us Aadmi Sy Shadi Karungi,
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roye to Mujhy Hansi aajaye.
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Boy : ALTAF bhai py nazar hai teri…
Chalak Aurat.
Lolxxx

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Sometimes all you need is love…

Sometimes all you need is love…
Lol, just kidding, you need money. :’)

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Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho..

Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho..
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Pathan: Tum bhi toh kitni moti ho gayi ho,
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Wife: Main toh maa banne wali hoon!
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Pathan:To pagal Aurat
Main bhi toh baap banne wala hoon.

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Pori Raat Facebook pe dhondty

Pori Raat Facebook pe dhondty
Rhty hai yeh larkii
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Phir bhe forever alone ka rona
rotay hai yeh online tharkii.

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Submit on: June 23, 2016




Customer to bank clerk

Customer to bank clerk:
Agar me aaj cheque deposit karta hon to kitne din me clear hoga?

Clerk:
Sir 2 din lagen ge.

Customer:
Dono banks aamne saamne hi hai, phir itne din q lagen ge?

Clerk:
Sir PROCEDURE ko FOLLOW karna parta hy.

customer:
kiya matlab hy,

Clerk:
Socho agar aap qabrastan k bahir marr jate hai to aap ko ghar le kar jayen ge ya wahin dafna den?

Customer:
Lanat teri shakal te.

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Currant sy b bhara Jahtka Inxan ko tab lagta hy,,

Currant sy b bhara Jahtka Inxan ko tab lagta hy,,

Jub osko Pata lagta hy k,,

Wo Bina Net Pkg k Net Py Videos daikh raha hy :-P

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Submit on: May 31, 2016

A man parks his bicycle nearby the Parliament house

A man parks his bicycle nearby the Parliament house in Pakistan and walks on…

A police constable stops him and asks: Why did you park your bicycle here….

Don’t you know its a VIP road and many mp’s, cm’s, PM & President pass from here…

Man replied: Don’t worry, I have locked my bicycle.

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Submit on: May 27, 2016

Soch Badloo

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18+2=20

Soch Badloo :-P

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Submit on: December 17, 2015

Agaya December…

Agaya December…
Sasty Ashiqo ka Maah-e-soug..!! :-P

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Submit on: December 2, 2015




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