Hazar larkiya asi ky hr larki py daaam nikly

Hazar larkiya asi ky hr larki py daaam nikly..

jis py hmra dam nikly uska bahi dabang nikly…..

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SarDar Toty sy Mian MiThu Jalebi khao gy

SarDar Toty sy Mian MiThu Jalebi khao gy,

Totaa…

Apni Maa no Khwa Kanjra,, Pehly eMarchan

Khwan khwan k Bawaseer KaRwa Diti aa….

hOn SuGar KaRwani ae…!!

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Aadmi taxi driver sa

Aadmi: taxi driver sa bhai speed slow kro meray 17 chotay chotay bachay hai….

TAxi driver: Bagirta….
Apni speed vakhai oohh mama…:-D

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When PeOple DrinK AlCoholl

When PeOple DrinK AlCoholl,,

Every Says They are Alcoholic..:-(

BuTT

When I Drink FanTa,,,,,

No One Says I m FanTaStic… :-P

Jalty Hain SuB :-D :-) :-B

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Us ne mjhse pucha mafhoom e ghalat fehmi kia ha

Us ne mjhse pucha mafhoom e ghalat
fehmi kia hai????
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Mein ne muskura kr kaha, “tm se umeed-e-iftaari
rakhna”   

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Mery Doxt kal Ma Aftari Ap k Pass Karoo Ga

Mery Doxt kal Ma Aftari Ap k,,

Pass Karoo Ga,

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(:-}___/\/\_

Oye Ankhaan Ty khool Yaar

Mazak KiTa c :-( :-P

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Husband Bive Xa

Husband Bive Xa,,

Aje Mery kuCh FrnDz a Rahy Hy,

On k Liya KuCh Acha Sa Bana Lo,

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Bivi Ny Moo Bana LiYa ..:-D :-)

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To Plz Yaar Yaqeen Mat Karna

Mai Agr Kahoon,

Tum Sa
Haseen,

Kainaat Main
Nahi Hy Koi

To Plz Yaar Yaqeen Mat Karna Kbi Kbi Insaan Garmi Me Ulta Seedha Bol Jata Hy;)…!

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Sbr aor Shukr Dono Hi

Sbr aor Shukr Dono Hi Ka Bra Drja Hy
Sbr Musibat Ko Talta Hy
Aor
Shukr Naimat Ko Brhata Hy..
Isliye biwi mekey gai ho to shukr karein..
aur ghar ma ho to sabr.

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Dekho dekho kon aaya

Eggs pe tax
Milk pe tax
Ghee pe tax
School fee pe tax
Shaadi pe tax
Hajj pe tax
General sales tax
Water pe tax
Clothes pe tax
Fruit and vegetables pe tax
Salary pe tax
Bank men paray peson pe tax
Property pe tax
Etc etc………..

Dekho dekho kon aaya??
Dekho dekho kon aaya??
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Dekho dekho kon aaya??
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Dekho dekho….
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Bolo ab boltay nahin???
Bolo na
“Sher aaya..Sher aaya..”
Hahaha ha ha ha.
14 saal ka bhooka sher aya.:-) jaangli aya., wehshi aya, drinda aya,  khanzeer aya.
Apna pesa bahir se nahi laata, pehlay aata khud khaya
ab awam se roti lootnay aya. Kaun aaya
sher aaya

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Boht sharmindagi hoi Ap se mil kr

Agar Aap Ka sMs Package Hy

To.

Mera B Hy
haath milao.
( ‘:’)           (‘;’ )
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Boht sharmindagi  hoi Ap se mil kr pakag b ha pr b ap msg ni karty

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SHOUKAT KHANUM Walon KI HAi

Mubarak ho Pakistanio!
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Khoon Zrdari choos gia,
Gosht bacha hai, woh Shair kha jaaye ga…
aur
reh gai khaaL,

wo to
SHOUKAT KHANUM Walon KI HAi. . .

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Aye Kaash Mujhay Bhi

Aye Kaash Mujhay Bhi Jaldi Se Woh AzeemHasti Mil Jayee,,,

**YAA RAB**

Jis k Qadmoon Mein

Mere Bachon Ki JANNAT Ho….

Sab Bolo

Ameeeeeeeeeeeeeen…!!!!

 

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Aik Aik Lamhay

Aik Aik Lamhay Pay Merey Doston Ki Hifazat Karna Ay Mery

 

****KHUDA****

 

Har Waqat Mujh  sy Pangay Letay hen Kisi Din Koi Mujh sy,,,

Zaya Na Ho Jaeee,,,,,

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Mirasi Hospilat

Mirasi:

Hospilat ultrasound Karwane Gaya.

Doctor:

Qameez Utaro Or….

Shalwar Dheli Kar k Ulta Late Jao.

Mirasi:

Ghabra k…

Mola Khush Rakhy Dr shab o Tay Thek A LaiKin Phalee Ultrasound Na Kar Liyeee?????

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