Me ne 1 dafa charagh

Me ne 1 dafa charagh ragra to 1 jin us me se nikla

Jin bola : agar Tu apna 1 pyara dost chore to me tujhe “mobile”
do ga
2 ko chor de to “Rolex” ki
ghari do ga
5 ko chor de “25 lakh
Rupee” do ga

aur
Sabhi dosto ko chor de to
“Ferrari” do ga.

Me ne jin ko dekha aur kaha
Ye dost woh he jinho ne meri
har khushi har gham me sath
diya

Mere bachpan se le kar aaj tak mere sath rahe

Kabhi me roya to apne hatho se mere aansu ponche

1 glas pani b piya to b mere sath share kiya

Meri 1 awaz par bhaage chale aaye

KHAIR

Koi baat nahi
Lekin
“FERRARI” Red hi dena :p

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Ap lovely ho

Ap lovely ho -94%

Ap Cute ho -95%

Ap Sweet ho -96%

Ap Beautiful ho -97%

Ap Stylish ho -98%

Ap Attractive ho -99%

or

Main phainknay mein Expert hun 100%.

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Hello G

Hello G

G,G
Acha G

Han G

Acha

Acha

Really

Na Oye

Phir

Sachi

Phir

Haan

Kaise

Acha G

Haan

Kia?

Oh Nahi G

Sorry Wrong Number..

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Duniya me 5 muskil

Duniya me 5 muskil kaam,

1.Hathi ko dhaka lagana

2.Machar ki malish krna

3.Chitti ko kiss krna

4.Ziraf ki gardan dabana

5.or ap logo se Like 0r c0ment ki umeed krna:-D:-P

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Shaadi Se Agle Din

Shaadi Se Agle Din Patni GusseSe Pati Se Boli.
Patni: “ Subah-Subah Mere Chehre Pe Pani Kyun Dala? ”
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Pati: “ Tere Baap Ne Kaha Tha Ke Meri Beti Phool Ki Tarah Hai, Ise Murjhane Mat Dena :p

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21st century kids

21st century kids visited a Museum, while staring at an Egyptian Mummy with 1227BC written below..

1st kid asked: What does that mean?
2nd kid: Bro!! Must be his BBM pin.

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Dunia mein bahut

(‘.’) Lo ji
<)'(> arz
_/’/_ kiya hai.

Dunia mein bahut
Dard-e-tanhai hai

\(”,)/”wah
\ \ wah
_/ \_ wah
zalimo tum b msg kro meri kya muft ki kamai hai.

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Kabhi Pasand Na

“Kabhi Pasand Na
Aaye Sath Mera To
Bata Dena”

~”Ae Dost”~

“Ham Dil Pe Pathar
Rakh K Tumhein
Goli Maar Dengay”

(,”)__,=- – – \(‘-’)/
/) ) ( (
| \_ _/_/
“Thaa Thaa Thaaa Thaa”

“Chhoty Esko Bori
Me Dal De Lekin Aaram Se Dost Tha Mera;)

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Tere Sheher K Log

Tere Sheher K Log Agar Hamain Pathar Bhi Maaren ..!

Teri Wafa ki Qasam

Me un ki maa behen ki ankh krdonga ,

Har Aashiq chutiya nai hota.
:p

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Tum Door Sahi Majboor Sahi

Tum Door Sahi Majboor Sahi

Per Yaad Tumhari Ati Hai

Tum Saans Wahaan Per Letey

Hoo Badboo Yahaan Tuk Ati Hai.

Ab Chota Closeup Sirf Paanch Rupey main.

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Ek ghareeb larka

Ek ghareeb larka udaas ja raha tha achanak uski nazar raste pe pare ek chiragh pe pari
us ne khushi se chiragh utha lia
thora agay ja kr usne chiragh ragra tu chiragh ek zor dar dhamake se phat gya

7 afrad halak
23 zakhmi…
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Aladeen wala dor muk gya A janab G.

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Can I Hold Your Hand

Boy :- Can I Hold Your Hand… ?
Girl :- Why… ? 

Do You Think I Would Run Away…. !!
Boy :- No.. I Just Wanna See,
How It Feels Walking In Heaven With An Angel My Side…   

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Wife Is Cute

Wife Is Cute…

If,,

She Is Mute :-P :-D

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Wife and Husband will Die

Wife : I will die.
Husband : I will also die.
Wife : why do u want to die?
Husband : because main itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta.

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Phool Bina Khushboo Bekaar Chand Bina Chandni Bekaar

Phool Bina Khushboo Bekaar Chand Bina Chandni Bekaar

Pyar Bina Zindagi Bekaar Mere SMS Bina Aapka MOBILE Bekaar!

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