Ay Sardi Itna Mat Itraa

ArZ kia hai…..
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Ay Sardi Itna Mat Itraa..
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Himmat hai tOu June Mein Aa..
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Wahhh kya Dhamki Di Maine..:-P

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Submit on: February 4, 2014

1 larka Perfum lga k bus mei charha larki ne Comment pas kya

1 larka Perfum lga k bus mei charha larki ne
Comment pas kya

“Aaj kal frnayl ka use zyada e ho gia hai”

Larka:
Phr b tidiyan Picha nhi chortein. ;-)

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Submit on: February 2, 2014

Ap kitny B Dukh me Q na hon!

Ap kitny B Dukh me Q na hon!
Koi nahi Dekhta.

Ap jitna B ro lo!
Koi nahi Dekhta.
Par

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1 din ‘DATE’ pe chale jao, to pura khandan Dekh Leta he.:-( :-(

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Submit on: January 27, 2014

Husbnd:Meri lottery lgi

Husbnd:Meri lottery lgi to tum kya krogi?
Wife:Aadhy paisy le k hmesha k liye maiky chali jaungi
Husbnd
500 ki lgi hy
Ay ly 250 te jutti pa..Shabash. ;-) ;-)

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Submit on: January 26, 2014

c0llige is 4 knowlidge

c0llige is 4 knowlidge..
Knowlidge is 4 life..

Life is 4 wife
But wife is nife..
Which cuts ur life..

S0 never ch0se ur wife..
In c0llige life..

::NamE ()F STy|e::

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Submit on: January 25, 2014




Pathan aaj hum

Pathan:aaj hum nay paani ko ullu bana dia…
Friend:wo kaise…??
Pathan:o yara!
Subha hum nay pani garam kia
or
thanday pani sey naha lia….

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Shiri Rehman Farmati hay

Shiri Rehman Farmati hay

Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko

wah wah

Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko

liken koi jutey say na mare mere dewane ko

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Submit on: January 21, 2014

Aaj jo dua mangni ha

Aaj jo dua mangni ha mang lo,Q k jis gar me kutta ho, us gar me dua qabool nahe hoti,

ye mulk b hamara gar hai,

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aur kutta filhal mulk se bahr hai… ;->

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Teacher Es mohawary

Teacher: Es mohawary ko estimal karo “mun mai pani aana”
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Pathan Student: Jaisy hi mai ne Nal ko mun laga ke Nal chalu kia, tu mairy mun mai pani agia

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Submit on: January 17, 2014

1 Pathan Cinema mai

1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.
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Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.
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Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga
Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai
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Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata

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lady drinking coke

lady drinking coke, machar falls in .
lady take it out ,
machar says ;maaa
lady ask why u did u call me maaaa
machar says mien teri kook(COKE) se nikla hon maaaaaaaaaa

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Submit on: January 15, 2014

Boy mom aaj mera

Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar AA raha hai….
ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de.
Mom: tera dost chor hai kya?
Boy: nahin, who apne khilone pahechan lega :D :P

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A nursery boy proposes a girl

A nursery boy proposes a girl:
I Love U.

Gal Replies:
Ek thapad marungi khichke.

boy Replies
Mukka to jese tu khaygi nahi phir?
badhi aayi thapad marungi

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Submit on: January 7, 2014

Eik Baar Terroristtt

Eik Baar Terrorist na Burhia Ky Pas Bomb Rakh Diyaaa.
Log Chillaye
Budhiya Bomb,
Budhiya Bomb
Woh Sharmae aur Boli
Wou to Main Jawane Main thi

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Submit on: December 28, 2013

Abbu jee mene suna

Beta:Abbu jee mene suna hai k Maa Baap ko,
dekhne se sawab milta hai?
Baap:kuttay k bache jis tarha tu chup chup,
k dekhta hai us tarha gunah hota hai.

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