Me : mummy apki ghar ke kaam me kuch

Me : mummy apki ghar ke kaam me kuch
help krdu ?
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Mom : Kya Beta . Tera net band ho gaya hai ya
mobile kharab ho gaya hai. :-P

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RONAY se chehre pr pimple prte hn

RONAY se chehre pr pimple prte hn
(.:’_’:.)
TENSION se wrinkle prte hn
‘_’
Islye sada muskurao
muskurany se chehre pr DIMPLE prte h. .*

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Mazak ki bhi ek Hadd hoti hai YAAR

Mazak ki bhi ek Hadd hoti hai YAAR
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Main Ladki ko date kar raha tha,
aur tabhi mera dost uske samne aakar
bola:-
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” kal wali Zyada achi thi “

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Boy- kal se Hum kahi Or milenge……

Boy- kal se Hum kahi Or milenge……
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Girl- Q?
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Bf-Bade Zalim H teri Gali k
bacche…….
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Gf- Q kya hua?
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Bf-Kutte piche Laga kr kehteHy…..

‘JAB’ PYAR KIYA To Darna kya…?

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Pappu bachpan se intelegent tha.

Pappu bachpan se intelegent tha.
Pappu ne makkhi ke pankh
tod ke kaha
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Udd Jaa
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But Makkhi Nahi udi,
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Yea dekh ke Pappu ne kaha- Isse ye bat sabit
hota
hai ki.
makhi ke pankh tod diye
jaye to wo
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Beheri hojati hai

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Blocked till death

Boy : hi
Girl : hey kya naam hai tmhara ?
Boy : Jeet
Girl : Ahan nice name.
Kahan rehte ho jeet ?
Boy : Dar k agey
Blocked till death

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Submit on: September 30, 2014

Wife ne new SIM khareedi aur socha ki husband

Wife ne new SIM khareedi aur socha ki husband
ko
surprise
karoongi
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Wife kitchen mai gai aur Husband ko call ki
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Wife: Helo Darling….
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Husband: Halki awaz mai jawab diya,
Tum baad mai call karna, Abhi chudail kitchen
mai
hai..
hehehehe Market m new hy agy b bejho..:P

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Jinke Din Kharab Chal Rahe Hote Hai,

Jinke Din Kharab Chal Rahe Hote Hai,
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Unke Sapne Me
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Sunny Leone Bhi
Saree Pehan Kar Aati Hai…

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Ek Pathan Bus me khara Tha,,,

Ek Pathan Bus me khara Tha,,,

Break Lagi to Ek Larki Pr Ja Gira.!

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Larki ,

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Batamiz Kia kr Rahay ho? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Pathan B.Com.! ..Aur Aap..:?

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Normally A Man speaks 25000 words Daily & Woman speaks 30000,,

Normally A Man speaks 25000 words Daily & Woman speaks 30000,,

But d Problem starts When Husband comes Home after finishing his 25000 words Wife starts her 300

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Husband- Mujhe neend nhi aa rahi hai!!

Husband- Mujhe neend nhi aa rahi hai!!
Wife- jao aur kitchen k saray bartan saaf kar do!
Husband – Arey pagli!!!
Main Neend mein bol raha hun

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Biwi: kitchen xy Boli Ary Sunty ho G,,,

Biwi: kitchen xy Boli Ary Sunty ho G,,,

M Din Baa Din Khubsoorat hOti Ja Rahi ho,,

Sohar wO kaixy..:????

Biwi: Ab to Muje xy Rotiya b Jalny lagi hy..

heehe :D

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Kasam se Aik Sath Sare Gunah Yaad aa Jaty hai ..

Kasam se Aik Sath Sare Gunah Yaad aa Jaty hai ..

”JAB”
Ghar wale Kehty hai Betho Tm se Kuch Bat krni hai. :P

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Log kehte hai ke khuda ne Ladkiyon ko bahut fursat se banaya

Log kehte hai ke khuda ne Ladkiyon ko
bahut fursat se banaya
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Simple si baat hai yaar
, Faltu kaam fursat me hi to kiye jate
hai …….!

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LIFE changes from,

LIFE changes from
Clasroom 2 office
Books 2 files
Jeans 2 formal
Pocketmoney 2 salary
Grlfrnd 2 wife
Lekin saale dost kbhi nahi badalte
Kamine k kamine rhte hai.:-P

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Submit on: September 13, 2014




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