Pakistan is the only country where distance is measured in time

Pakistan is the only country where distance is measured in time
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Oye bhai kitni dur or hai?
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Are bs 5 min or… :-P
Pakistan Incridible Pakistan

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Boy:I Love U

Boy:I Love U
Girl: Meri Mangni ho chuki hai,

Mera 1 Boy Frend B hai Mera 1Clas Fellow se chakar B chal raha hai,

Main apne cazan k sath b set hun,

or Main apne parosi se b 4,5 dafa mil chuki hun,,
Boy:Teri Mehrbani Menu v kitey Arraa Arruu le.;

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Submit on: October 29, 2014

Ek chotti si ladki ko

Ek chotti si ladki ko
sadak pe kehlte dekh
mere dost ne uss se pucha
“tum school nahi jati kya ?”
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to us ladki ne ek bada
khoobsurat jawab diya -.
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Mai School jau ya na jau isme tere baap ka
kya jata hai

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Me : mummy apki ghar ke kaam me kuch

Me : mummy apki ghar ke kaam me kuch
help krdu ?
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Mom : Kya Beta . Tera net band ho gaya hai ya
mobile kharab ho gaya hai. :-P

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RONAY se chehre pr pimple prte hn

RONAY se chehre pr pimple prte hn
(.:’_’:.)
TENSION se wrinkle prte hn
‘_’
Islye sada muskurao
muskurany se chehre pr DIMPLE prte h. .*

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Submit on: October 11, 2014




Mazak ki bhi ek Hadd hoti hai YAAR

Mazak ki bhi ek Hadd hoti hai YAAR
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Main Ladki ko date kar raha tha,
aur tabhi mera dost uske samne aakar
bola:-
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” kal wali Zyada achi thi “

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Boy- kal se Hum kahi Or milenge……

Boy- kal se Hum kahi Or milenge……
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Girl- Q?
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Bf-Bade Zalim H teri Gali k
bacche…….
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Gf- Q kya hua?
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Bf-Kutte piche Laga kr kehteHy…..

‘JAB’ PYAR KIYA To Darna kya…?

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Pappu bachpan se intelegent tha.

Pappu bachpan se intelegent tha.
Pappu ne makkhi ke pankh
tod ke kaha
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Udd Jaa
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But Makkhi Nahi udi,
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Yea dekh ke Pappu ne kaha- Isse ye bat sabit
hota
hai ki.
makhi ke pankh tod diye
jaye to wo
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Beheri hojati hai

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Blocked till death

Boy : hi
Girl : hey kya naam hai tmhara ?
Boy : Jeet
Girl : Ahan nice name.
Kahan rehte ho jeet ?
Boy : Dar k agey
Blocked till death

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Submit on: September 30, 2014

Wife ne new SIM khareedi aur socha ki husband

Wife ne new SIM khareedi aur socha ki husband
ko
surprise
karoongi
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Wife kitchen mai gai aur Husband ko call ki
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Wife: Helo Darling….
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Husband: Halki awaz mai jawab diya,
Tum baad mai call karna, Abhi chudail kitchen
mai
hai..
hehehehe Market m new hy agy b bejho..:P

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Jinke Din Kharab Chal Rahe Hote Hai,

Jinke Din Kharab Chal Rahe Hote Hai,
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Unke Sapne Me
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Sunny Leone Bhi
Saree Pehan Kar Aati Hai…

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Ek Pathan Bus me khara Tha,,,

Ek Pathan Bus me khara Tha,,,

Break Lagi to Ek Larki Pr Ja Gira.!

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Larki ,

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Batamiz Kia kr Rahay ho? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Pathan B.Com.! ..Aur Aap..:?

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Normally A Man speaks 25000 words Daily & Woman speaks 30000,,

Normally A Man speaks 25000 words Daily & Woman speaks 30000,,

But d Problem starts When Husband comes Home after finishing his 25000 words Wife starts her 300

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Husband- Mujhe neend nhi aa rahi hai!!

Husband- Mujhe neend nhi aa rahi hai!!
Wife- jao aur kitchen k saray bartan saaf kar do!
Husband – Arey pagli!!!
Main Neend mein bol raha hun

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Biwi: kitchen xy Boli Ary Sunty ho G,,,

Biwi: kitchen xy Boli Ary Sunty ho G,,,

M Din Baa Din Khubsoorat hOti Ja Rahi ho,,

Sohar wO kaixy..:????

Biwi: Ab to Muje xy Rotiya b Jalny lagi hy..

heehe :D

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Submit on: September 24, 2014




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