Me : mummy apki ghar ke kaam me kuch
help krdu ?
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Mom : Kya Beta . Tera net band ho gaya hai ya
mobile kharab ho gaya hai. :-P

RONAY se chehre pr pimple prte hn
(.:’_’:.)
TENSION se wrinkle prte hn
‘_’
Islye sada muskurao
muskurany se chehre pr DIMPLE prte h. .*

Mazak ki bhi ek Hadd hoti hai YAAR
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Main Ladki ko date kar raha tha,
aur tabhi mera dost uske samne aakar
bola:-
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” kal wali Zyada achi thi “

Boy- kal se Hum kahi Or milenge……
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Girl- Q?
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Bf-Bade Zalim H teri Gali k
bacche…….
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Gf- Q kya hua?
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Bf-Kutte piche Laga kr kehteHy…..

‘JAB’ PYAR KIYA To Darna kya…?

Pappu bachpan se intelegent tha.
Pappu ne makkhi ke pankh
tod ke kaha
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Udd Jaa
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But Makkhi Nahi udi,
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Yea dekh ke Pappu ne kaha- Isse ye bat sabit
hota
hai ki.
makhi ke pankh tod diye
jaye to wo
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Beheri hojati hai

Boy : hi
Girl : hey kya naam hai tmhara ?
Boy : Jeet
Girl : Ahan nice name.
Kahan rehte ho jeet ?
Boy : Dar k agey
Blocked till death

Wife ne new SIM khareedi aur socha ki husband
ko
surprise
karoongi
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Wife kitchen mai gai aur Husband ko call ki
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Wife: Helo Darling….
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Husband: Halki awaz mai jawab diya,
Tum baad mai call karna, Abhi chudail kitchen
mai
hai..
hehehehe Market m new hy agy b bejho..:P

Jinke Din Kharab Chal Rahe Hote Hai,
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Unke Sapne Me
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Sunny Leone Bhi
Saree Pehan Kar Aati Hai…

Ek Pathan Bus me khara Tha,,,

Break Lagi to Ek Larki Pr Ja Gira.!

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Larki ,

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Batamiz Kia kr Rahay ho? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Pathan B.Com.! ..Aur Aap..:?

Normally A Man speaks 25000 words Daily & Woman speaks 30000,,

But d Problem starts When Husband comes Home after finishing his 25000 words Wife starts her 300

Husband- Mujhe neend nhi aa rahi hai!!
Wife- jao aur kitchen k saray bartan saaf kar do!
Husband – Arey pagli!!!
Main Neend mein bol raha hun

Biwi: kitchen xy Boli Ary Sunty ho G,,,

M Din Baa Din Khubsoorat hOti Ja Rahi ho,,

Sohar wO kaixy..:????

Biwi: Ab to Muje xy Rotiya b Jalny lagi hy..

heehe :D

Kasam se Aik Sath Sare Gunah Yaad aa Jaty hai ..

”JAB”
Ghar wale Kehty hai Betho Tm se Kuch Bat krni hai. :P

Log kehte hai ke khuda ne Ladkiyon ko
bahut fursat se banaya
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Simple si baat hai yaar
, Faltu kaam fursat me hi to kiye jate
hai …….!

LIFE changes from
Clasroom 2 office
Books 2 files
Jeans 2 formal
Pocketmoney 2 salary
Grlfrnd 2 wife
Lekin saale dost kbhi nahi badalte
Kamine k kamine rhte hai.:-P