Girls college k Bahar BomB Blast k baad Geo Reporter,

Girls college k Bahar BomB Blast k baad Geo Reporter, Zakhmi LARKI Se:
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jab BOMB gira’ to kya Wo 1 dum se Phata?

Zakhmi LARKI
(Ghussay Se):
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G Nahi…
Wo Reengta
hua Mere Qareeb Aaya
Or
Nihayat Adab Se
Pyaar Se
Or
Sharma kar
Bola
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Baji… THAAA :):-)

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Boy to girl in a hotel :

Boy to girl in a hotel :
Janu kya lo gi ?
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Girl : Taveez wali chai
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Boy : Yahan taveez wali chai nahi
milti order something else
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Girl : Arey paghal wo daikho apne
aunty baithi taveez wali chai pi rahi
hai
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Waiter : Excuse me mam wo taveez
nahi tea bag hai.

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Har baat shuru hoti hai apke naam k baad.

Har baat shuru hoti hai apke naam k baad.
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Har baat khatm hoti hai apke naam k baad.
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Apka naam hai ya,
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“FULL STOP”

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Santa to Banta – tumko kisi se

Santa to Banta – tumko kisi se
pyar hua hai ?.
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Banta – haa yaar par vo manti hi
nahi,
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Santa -Kyu kya kaheti he,.
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Banta -Kaheti hai “I love u 2”
Pata nahi sala ye dusra kon
hai………

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Kaash padhai bhi pyar jaisi hoti…

Kaash padhai bhi pyar jaisi hoti…
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Karni nahi padti, bas ho jati…..

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GF-Me kisi aur se Shadi kar rahi hu…..

GF-Me kisi aur se Shadi kar rahi
hu…..
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Bf reply in Style…
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Na tere Aane ki khushi… Na tere
jane ka
gum…..
Jaa Behan Dusri pata lenge hum
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Kyoki……
jisme he dum wo hai
BAJIRAO SINGHAM…….

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Girl : hypnotize karna kya hota he?

Girl : hypnotize karna kya hota he?

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Boy: kisi ko apne bas me karke usse apni marzi ke saare kaam

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karwana

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Girl:- . . . . . . . chal jhoothe, usko to ‘boyfriend’ banana kehte hai.

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Faadu Joke,,

Faadu Joke,,

Girl :- Rakshabandhan Aa Rahi Hai Bach Ke Rahiyo
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Boy :- Zyada Udd Mat, pics aur status like karna bandh Kar dunga..
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. Girl :- Are Tum To Bura Maan Gaye baabu

Hahahaha :V :d

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Pakistan is the only country where distance is measured in time

Pakistan is the only country where distance is measured in time
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Oye bhai kitni dur or hai?
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Are bs 5 min or… :-P
Pakistan Incridible Pakistan

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Boy:I Love U

Boy:I Love U
Girl: Meri Mangni ho chuki hai,

Mera 1 Boy Frend B hai Mera 1Clas Fellow se chakar B chal raha hai,

Main apne cazan k sath b set hun,

or Main apne parosi se b 4,5 dafa mil chuki hun,,
Boy:Teri Mehrbani Menu v kitey Arraa Arruu le.;

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Ek chotti si ladki ko

Ek chotti si ladki ko
sadak pe kehlte dekh
mere dost ne uss se pucha
“tum school nahi jati kya ?”
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to us ladki ne ek bada
khoobsurat jawab diya -.
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Mai School jau ya na jau isme tere baap ka
kya jata hai

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Me : mummy apki ghar ke kaam me kuch

Me : mummy apki ghar ke kaam me kuch
help krdu ?
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Mom : Kya Beta . Tera net band ho gaya hai ya
mobile kharab ho gaya hai. :-P

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RONAY se chehre pr pimple prte hn

RONAY se chehre pr pimple prte hn
(.:’_’:.)
TENSION se wrinkle prte hn
‘_’
Islye sada muskurao
muskurany se chehre pr DIMPLE prte h. .*

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Mazak ki bhi ek Hadd hoti hai YAAR

Mazak ki bhi ek Hadd hoti hai YAAR
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Main Ladki ko date kar raha tha,
aur tabhi mera dost uske samne aakar
bola:-
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” kal wali Zyada achi thi “

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Boy- kal se Hum kahi Or milenge……

Boy- kal se Hum kahi Or milenge……
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Girl- Q?
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Bf-Bade Zalim H teri Gali k
bacche…….
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Gf- Q kya hua?
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Bf-Kutte piche Laga kr kehteHy…..

‘JAB’ PYAR KIYA To Darna kya…?

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