Girl To boy kiss me na,,

Girl demanded for Icecream..
boy purchased it,..
Girl: Thank u..
Boy: Only thank u..??
Girl : u want kiss na,,?
Boy: chup kar … Aadhi Ice cream de… ;)

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Girl doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai.

‘Girl: doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai.

Doctor: KISS kitni bar karti ho?

Girl: saal mein 1, 2 bar.

Doctor: infection nahi ”Zang” lag gaya hai…!’

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Main Naach Raha ho

Main Naach Raha ho”

English Main Teacher batao Yeh Kon Xa Tens hy,,

Student: Tm Nach Rahy ho wo Nach Rahy Hy, Hum Sub Nach Rahy hy :-P

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kaun kehta hai….

kaun kehta hai….
Ladki h!asi to Fasi ??

Arz kia hai…
Muskurana to har ladki ki ada hai
wah- wah!

Use jo Mohabbat samjhe wo sabse bada Gadha ha

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Achi Shakal na hona koi Masla nahi,,

Achi Shakal na hona koi Masla nahi,,

Lakin Bandar Jesi Selfie bana k 70 logo ko tag karna

Khulam khula Dehshat Gardi hy.. :-( :-P

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Har Kamyab Mard k Pechy,,,

Har Kamyab Mard k Pechy,,,

Ak orat ka Hath hota hy…

Q k Orat samjedar hoti hy,,,

Nakam Admi k Pechy nahi jati.. l0lz..!

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Doctor Mirasi sy,,

Doctor Mirasi sy,,

Apka ak Gurda fail ho gya hy.. :-(

Mirasi: Kiny Numbera to :-P :-D

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Baap: Beta q Naraz ho,,

Baap: Beta q Naraz ho??

Beta: Main Apko Nahi Bata sakta…

Baap: Dost samje kar bata dy..

Beta: Bus kya batao teri bhabi naraz hy kal sy.. :-P

Baap: Dhurr Phity Moo Tera…! :-D :-P

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4 Pathan Train ki taraf bagh ray thy,,,

4 Pathan Train ki taraf bagh ray thy,,,

2 Pathan Train m Charny m Kamyaab ho gye…

Sub logo Ny onko bht Shabash di…

Pathan Khaah Shabash,,,

Hum To on 2no ko chorny aya tha :-( :-P :-P

Jiyouuuu Pathan..!

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This is That..

This is That..

That is This..

What is This That..?? :-P

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Aahat see koi aaye toh lagta hain kee tum ho,

Aahat see koi aaye toh lagta hain kee tum ho,
Saaya saa koi lehraaye toh lagta hain kee tum ho,
Ab tum hee bataao kya tum kisi bhoot sey kam ho?

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Agar Tery Wady Suchy hoty..

Agar Tery Wady Suchy hoty..

Aje Humary 2 Bachy hoty :-P

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China or America Jitni Marzi Tarkii kar ly..

China or America Jitni Marzi Tarkii kar ly..

Dudh Soda Pakistan ki Ijaad hy.. :-P :-D

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Czn Sy Shadi hony ka Nuksaan..

Czn Sy Shadi hony ka Nuksaan..

Mery Moo sy aksar Baigum ki Jaga Baji Nikal Jata hy :-P

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ek dua aap SB members ke liye

ek dua aap SB members ke liye>>>

E khuda in page membero ko koi gum na Dena,
Chahe mujhe sukho ka pahaad dede,

New cycle pr ghume sare page member,
Chahe mujhe purani BMW car dede..

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Submit on: June 23, 2016




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