Punjabi boy,,

Punjabi boy,,
Mohabt Shadi Se Pehle Honi Chahye Ya shadi ke Bad Me?
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Punjabi boy: Mohabt Shadi Se Pehle Ho Ya Shadi k Bad
Bus,,
Uski Khbar Bv Ko Nhi Honi Chye :-D

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Doctor ye Q Pochty Hain K,

friend to friend

Doctor ye Q Pochty Hain K
Subah kya Khaya Raat kya Khaya.?

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2nd Dost: Yaar is Se Mareez ki Maali
Halat ka Pata lag Jata Hain.

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Admi Ne Apni B.v Ko Mar Mar K Pagal Kar Dia,

Ek Admi Ki B.v Piyar Se Boli,,

Ap Hazar Me 1 Ho.
Us Admi Ne Apni B.v Ko Mar Mar K Pagal Kar Dia .
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Or Bola
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Baqi 999 Kon Hain.. -:) :p

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Pathan Google Khan

Teacher: Tumhare Abu ka kya name hai?

Pathan: Google Khan

Teacher: yeh kaisa naam hua? 

Pathan: hum jahan b hota hai, wo humko dhoond hi leta hai.

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A Sindhi joined Army & was given a Gun.

A Sindhi joined Army & was given a Gun.

Sindhi: Sir, is ki naali apni taraf rakhun ya dushman ki taraf?

Major: kisi bhi taraf rakh le faida mulk ka hi ho ga.

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3sra pathan aata ha or kehta ha ye kia kar rahe ho…..

2 Pathan darya me thora se dahi dal kar chamche se hila raha hote han
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3sra pathan aata ha or kehta ha ye kia kar rahe ho…..
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wo kehte han lasii bana rahe han 
to 3 Pathan kehta ha
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itna lassi tumhara baap pie ga :-P lolx..

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Wakeel: Talaq Karwany k 10 Hazar lo ga,,

Wakeel: Talaq Karwany k 10 Hazar lo ga,,

Sohar: Pagal ho gaye ho kya..??

Molvie ny to ak hazar liya  tha Shadi krwany ka,,

Wakeel: Daikh liya na fr Sasty kam ka natija.. :-P :-D

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Bacha Teacher Sy,,

Bacha: Teacher sy main apko kaisa lagta ho..?

Teacher: So Sweet..

Bacha: dosry Bachy k Kaan main Bola,,

Daikha kha tha na Line marti hy to manta ni tha..!

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Meri Ankh main daikho kya hy,

Boy: Meri Ankh main daikho kya hy..??

Girl: Sucha Pyar

Boy: O Anni Di ay Machar kad..

(“,) Waddi ai to heer.. :-/

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Har Waqat Tayar Raho,, 

Har Waqat Tayar Raho,, kyun k,,

Rishta or Farishta Kabi b aa sakta hy :-P :-D

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Jadin Tehkeek k Mutabiq Duniya m Subsy zayada,,

Jadin Tehkeek k Mutabiq Duniya m Subsy zayada,,

Witta Min ‘G’ Husband m Pai Jati hy :-P

 

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Bat sirf Muhabat ki the jo Mujy Tmsy ho gai hy,,

Bat sirf Muhabat ki the jo Mujy Tmsy ho gai hy,,

Warna Mera Guzara Ludo Star game sy b ho jana tha :-P

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Partnership k liye Girls ki zaroorat hy,,

Sardiya Again hy Business Start karna hy,,

Partnership k liye Girls ki zaroorat hy

Jo Andy boil kar lyti ho :-P :-D

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Aqal mand sy baty karna,,

Aqal mand sy baty karna,,

Pora Saal Baty karny sy Behtar hy,,

Kar lo baty Aje m Free ho :-P

 

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I L0ve your smile Because..

Ultimate insult..

I L0ve your smile Because..
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My favorite color is Yellow :-P lolz

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