CHAPPAL Choti Ho Jai PAOWN Mai Nhi Ati.

CHAPPAL” Choti Ho Jai “PAOWN” Mai Nhi Ati.

Wah Wa Wa

“CHAPPAL” Choti Ho Jai “PAOWN” Mai Nai Ati.

B.V “MOTI” Ho Jai

“BAAHON” Mai Nai Ati.. ->

Wah wah wah.

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Toba Toba Pyaar Ka Izhaar Telephone Per

Toba Toba Pyaar Ka Izhaar Telephone Per
DostooN Se Karna Zikr’e Yaar Telephone Per
Chaar Ashiq Kar Rahe The Tazkira Mehboob Ka
Aik Jaisi Guftugu Ki Chaar Telephone Per

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Submit on: August 10, 2015

Salman: Main jab shirt utaarta hu to ghar k

Salman: Main jab shirt utaarta hu to ghar k

bahar 100 log jama ho jate hai..

John: 1000 log..

Hrithik: 5000 log..
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Sunny Leone: Ab main kuch bolu?

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Bhai ko Bhai se juda kr deti he – “GF”

Bhai ko Bhai se juda kr deti he – “GF”
Maa ko Bete se juda kr deti he – “GF”
Pati aur Patni ke Beech Jhagda paida kr deti he -“GF”
Insan ko Duniya se juda kr deti he- “GF”
Ghar me Jhagda karwa deti he -“GF”

“GF” matlab – GALAT FEHMI
Jo is waqt aapko hui he
Girl Friend to Bechari Masoom hoti he.

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1 Pagal khany main Sub Pagal

1 Pagal khany main Sub Pagal

Barat Ly k Ja Rahy  thy,,,

1 Pagal Chup kar k betha tha..

Doctor: tm Q Ni Barat m Ja rahy Tm thk ho gye ho kya…

Pagal: Chup Kar Pagal M Dullhan ho :-P

 

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1 Din Santa ki biwi behosh ho gayi.

1 Din Santa ki biwi behosh ho gayi.
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Doctor-“Ye mar gayi
hai.”
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Jab usko jalane lage to wo uth k boli-“Mai
ZINDA hu!”
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Santa – “Chup chap padi reh, tu
doctor se zyada janti hai kya!!!!!!”

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Exam ke time…

Exam ke time…
Madam Pappu se:- Tum itne pareshan kyu ho?
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Pappu ne koi jawab nahi diya
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Madam:- Kya hua? kya tum apna Pen bhool aye ho?
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Pappu fir chup raha
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Madam ne fir puchha:- kya hua Roll No. bhul gaye ho?
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Pappu is bar bhi chup
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Madam:- Kya hua? Kuch to batao kya bhul gye ?
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Pappu:- Abe! Chup kar meri ma!
Yaha mein Parchi galat le aya hu, or tujhe Pen-pencil, Roll num ki padi hai…3:)

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Submit on: May 13, 2015

Mere Whtsapp Pe Ek Banda Itni Sad Shayri

Mere Whtsapp Pe Ek Banda Itni Sad Shayri
Send Karta
Hai Ki Ab
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To
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Me Bhi Uski Girlfriend Ko Bahut Miss Karta Hu

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Be innovative….

Be innovative….
Apni Girl-friend Ke Sath Date Pe gaya,
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Par Chahta tha Ki Khaane Peene Mein Faltu Ka Kharcha Na Ho,
To Just us Se Puchh liya…
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“ Kya Khaayegi MOTI ??
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Thodi Si Gaaliyan Mili, Par Kasam Se Paise Adhe se jada Bach gaye….

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Boyfriend on call:”hey baby,

Boyfriend on call:”hey baby,
what r you doing.. ??
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Girlfriend:”Sir dard kar raha hai jaanu
sone jaa rahi hu……..
and you sweet heart.. ??
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Boyfriend:”mai Cinema Hall me,
tere piche baitha popcorn kha raha hu
kamini..

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Chouti Si Zindagi, Lamba Sa Raasta,

Chouti Si Zindagi, Lamba Sa Raasta,
Mujh Sy Nikkah Kar Ley, Tujhy ALLAH Ka
Waasta..

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Pappu Ka Dost Uske Ghar

Pappu Ka Dost Uske Ghar
Pehli Baar Gaya..!
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Yaar Pappu, Tera Ladka
Ekdam Tere Jaisa
Dikhta Hai..!!
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Pappu: Arey Saale Dheere
Bol Marwayega Kya…??
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Kaamwali Ka Ladka Hai,
Ghar Mein Khelne Aya Hai…

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Submit on: February 25, 2015

Kisi Buzrag ne mujhse kaha ki

Kisi Buzrag ne mujhse kaha ki
Tu apna 1 pyara dost chor de main tujhe
“mobile” dunga..
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2 ko chor de to “Rolex” ki ghadi
dunga..
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5 ko chhod de “25 lakh Rupaiya”
dunga..
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Aur Sabhi dosto ko chor de to
“Ferrari” dunga..
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Maine Bhagwan ko dekha aur kaha ki,
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Hey Bhagwan..!!!
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Ye dost wo hai jinhone meri har khushi
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har gam me sath diya..
Mere bachpan se lekar aaj tak mere
sath rahe..
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Kabhi main roya to apne hatho se mere
ansu pochhe..
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Ek glass pani bhi piya to bhi mere sath
share kiya..
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Meri ek awaz par daude chale aaye..
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Aur aap kehte ho ki me ek”FERRARI”
ke liye inhe chor du..???
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KHAIR, Koi baat nahi..
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Lekin “FERRARI” Red color ki hi dena

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Mai Tera……

Mai Tera……
DEEVAnaa, Tu Meri……
DEEVAnee,
Bus Yuhi hai……
MAHARajaa
ki kahaani…..
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SAMJi ya samjaU?

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Submit on: January 24, 2015

Baap – Beta Is Baar Exam Me 90 •/•

Baap – Beta Is Baar Exam Me 90 •/•

Beta – 90 •/• Nhi 100 •/•

Baap – Kyo Mazakh Kar Rahe Ho Beta

Beta – Pahly Shuru Kisne Kia Tha
Hahahaha

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Submit on: January 22, 2015




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