Pathan Google Khan

Teacher: Tumhare Abu ka kya name hai?

Pathan: Google Khan

Teacher: yeh kaisa naam hua? 

Pathan: hum jahan b hota hai, wo humko dhoond hi leta hai.

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A Sindhi joined Army & was given a Gun.

A Sindhi joined Army & was given a Gun.

Sindhi: Sir, is ki naali apni taraf rakhun ya dushman ki taraf?

Major: kisi bhi taraf rakh le faida mulk ka hi ho ga.

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3sra pathan aata ha or kehta ha ye kia kar rahe ho…..

2 Pathan darya me thora se dahi dal kar chamche se hila raha hote han
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3sra pathan aata ha or kehta ha ye kia kar rahe ho…..
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wo kehte han lasii bana rahe han 
to 3 Pathan kehta ha
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itna lassi tumhara baap pie ga :-P lolx..

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Wakeel: Talaq Karwany k 10 Hazar lo ga,,

Wakeel: Talaq Karwany k 10 Hazar lo ga,,

Sohar: Pagal ho gaye ho kya..??

Molvie ny to ak hazar liya  tha Shadi krwany ka,,

Wakeel: Daikh liya na fr Sasty kam ka natija.. :-P :-D

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Meri Ankh main daikho kya hy,

Boy: Meri Ankh main daikho kya hy..??

Girl: Sucha Pyar

Boy: O Anni Di ay Machar kad..

(“,) Waddi ai to heer.. :-/

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CHAPPAL Choti Ho Jai PAOWN Mai Nhi Ati.

CHAPPAL” Choti Ho Jai “PAOWN” Mai Nhi Ati.

Wah Wa Wa

“CHAPPAL” Choti Ho Jai “PAOWN” Mai Nai Ati.

B.V “MOTI” Ho Jai

“BAAHON” Mai Nai Ati.. ->

Wah wah wah.

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Toba Toba Pyaar Ka Izhaar Telephone Per

Toba Toba Pyaar Ka Izhaar Telephone Per
DostooN Se Karna Zikr’e Yaar Telephone Per
Chaar Ashiq Kar Rahe The Tazkira Mehboob Ka
Aik Jaisi Guftugu Ki Chaar Telephone Per

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Salman: Main jab shirt utaarta hu to ghar k

Salman: Main jab shirt utaarta hu to ghar k

bahar 100 log jama ho jate hai..

John: 1000 log..

Hrithik: 5000 log..
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Sunny Leone: Ab main kuch bolu?

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Bhai ko Bhai se juda kr deti he – “GF”

Bhai ko Bhai se juda kr deti he – “GF”
Maa ko Bete se juda kr deti he – “GF”
Pati aur Patni ke Beech Jhagda paida kr deti he -“GF”
Insan ko Duniya se juda kr deti he- “GF”
Ghar me Jhagda karwa deti he -“GF”

“GF” matlab – GALAT FEHMI
Jo is waqt aapko hui he
Girl Friend to Bechari Masoom hoti he.

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1 Pagal khany main Sub Pagal

1 Pagal khany main Sub Pagal

Barat Ly k Ja Rahy  thy,,,

1 Pagal Chup kar k betha tha..

Doctor: tm Q Ni Barat m Ja rahy Tm thk ho gye ho kya…

Pagal: Chup Kar Pagal M Dullhan ho :-P

 

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1 Din Santa ki biwi behosh ho gayi.

1 Din Santa ki biwi behosh ho gayi.
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Doctor-“Ye mar gayi
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Jab usko jalane lage to wo uth k boli-“Mai
ZINDA hu!”
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Santa – “Chup chap padi reh, tu
doctor se zyada janti hai kya!!!!!!”

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Exam ke time…

Exam ke time…
Madam Pappu se:- Tum itne pareshan kyu ho?
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Pappu ne koi jawab nahi diya
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Madam:- Kya hua? kya tum apna Pen bhool aye ho?
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Pappu fir chup raha
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Madam ne fir puchha:- kya hua Roll No. bhul gaye ho?
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Pappu is bar bhi chup
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Madam:- Kya hua? Kuch to batao kya bhul gye ?
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Pappu:- Abe! Chup kar meri ma!
Yaha mein Parchi galat le aya hu, or tujhe Pen-pencil, Roll num ki padi hai…3:)

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Mere Whtsapp Pe Ek Banda Itni Sad Shayri

Mere Whtsapp Pe Ek Banda Itni Sad Shayri
Send Karta
Hai Ki Ab
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Me Bhi Uski Girlfriend Ko Bahut Miss Karta Hu

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Be innovative….

Be innovative….
Apni Girl-friend Ke Sath Date Pe gaya,
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Par Chahta tha Ki Khaane Peene Mein Faltu Ka Kharcha Na Ho,
To Just us Se Puchh liya…
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“ Kya Khaayegi MOTI ??
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Thodi Si Gaaliyan Mili, Par Kasam Se Paise Adhe se jada Bach gaye….

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Boyfriend on call:”hey baby,

Boyfriend on call:”hey baby,
what r you doing.. ??
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Girlfriend:”Sir dard kar raha hai jaanu
sone jaa rahi hu……..
and you sweet heart.. ??
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Boyfriend:”mai Cinema Hall me,
tere piche baitha popcorn kha raha hu
kamini..

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