Breakup Ke Baad

~~~~”Breakup Ke Baad”~~~~~~
He — Helo (pata nahi reply karegi yaa
nahi ?)
She(Shocked) – Hey….
He — Kaisi hai ?
She — Im good. You ? (aaj kaise isne mere
haal chaal puchliye after 4-5months wo bhi
He — Im fine So what are you doing ?
She — Nothing yaar.Tum btaao ? aaj itna
formal kyu hora hai ye
He — (isko kaise bolu ki I m missing her
alot…
since last couple of weeks) Main bhi kuch
khaas
nahi kar rha thaa. Bus facebook and all :|

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Chouti Si Zindagi, Lamba Sa Raasta,

Chouti Si Zindagi, Lamba Sa Raasta,
Mujh Sy Nikkah Kar Ley, Tujhy ALLAH Ka
Waasta..

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Aaj Agar Aap Ko Koi Kahe k Aap

Aaj Agar Aap Ko Koi Kahe k Aap

“KHUBSOORAT”
“SMART” or
“GENIOUS”

Ho

To Rakh k Moun pe Thappar Maar Dena

Or Kehna

Bad Tameez!
“MUSLIMAAN”

APRIL FOOL Nahi Manaty. :-)

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Ek Bhootni Haircut Karane Gayi

Ek Bhootni Haircut Karane Gayi
Insaan Ke Bhesh Me
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Barber: Baad Mein Aao, Busy Hoon!
Aisa Kya Kaha Bhootni Ne K Barber
Behosh Ho Gya???
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Sar Rakh Kar Jaa Rahi Hoon,
Step cut kar Dena
Baad Mein Le Jaungie.

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Bachpan Me ham Waha Sona Pasand Karte The

Bachpan Me ham Waha Sona Pasand Karte The
Jaha Se Chand Tare Najar Aate The
Or Aaj Waha Jaha
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Charger Ki Pin Lag Sake..:-P

Good Night..!

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Submit on: March 30, 2015




Too touchy,

Too touchy,
Kamine dost..!!
1st Frnd– Me aisa kya karu k teri shadi ke
baad, Teri wife ko cinema lekar jaun or Tu
naaraz bhi na ho,,,
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2nd Frnd– Meri shaadi apni behen se karva de..
Phir tu Gale me haath dalke bhi cinema dekh,
Me naaraz nahi hounga..!!

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4 behne thi..

4 behne thi..
Ek ka naam tha tooti..
Dusri ka naam tha phati,
Teesri ka naam tha sadi,
Chauthi ka naam tha mari..
Ek din unke ghar par guest aaye..
Mummy ne pucha:
Aap upar khudsi par baithenge ya
niche chataai par?
Guest: khudsi par..
Mummy: tooti,khudsi lekar aao..
Guest: nahi nahi thik hai.. hum
chataai par hi baith jaayenge..
Mummy: phati! Chataai lekar aao.
Guest: rehne dijiye hum zameen par
hi baith jaayenge..
(guest zameen par baith gaye..)
Ladki:aap chai piyenge ya dhoodh?
Guest: chai!
Mummy:sadi..! chai lekar aao..
Guest: nahi,nahi hum dhoodh hi pi
lenge..
Mummy: mari! Gaay ka doodh lekar
aao..!
(guest confuse ho gaya aur ghar ke
bahar bhaaga)
hahahahahahahaha

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Ek ladka golgappe wale se

Ek ladka golgappe wale se:”

Bhai sahab,,,

Yeh engineering college kaisa hai.. ???

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Golgappe wala:” zabardast hai maine bhi engineering yahi se ki……. :-P

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Submit on: March 19, 2015

Aaj Subah Mene Newspaper Me Pada K

Aaj Subah Mene Newspaper Me Pada K:-
Dosto Ke Sath Fb Par Chatting
Karne se Sabse Jyada Time West hota Hai
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To Aaj Se
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Newspaper Band
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Sala Dosto Par Ungli Uthata Hai

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Submit on: March 19, 2015

Height Of ßAdtameezi

Height Of ßAdtameezi
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Phone Rings
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Tring
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Me : Hello Pappu Hai …??
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Girl: Nahi Hai
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Me : Mujhe Ek Mauka Do,ho Jayega!!

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Submit on: March 18, 2015




Ladkiyo ki problem ye hai ki unhe lagta hai

Ladkiyo ki problem ye hai ki unhe lagta hai
saare ladke unhe pasand karte hai.
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Ladko ki problem ye hai ki unhe saari ladkiya
pasand aati hai

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Submit on: March 17, 2015

Agar Aapko 18 Saal ki Larki Jhuk Kar

Agar Aapko 18 Saal ki Larki Jhuk Kar
Salam KareTo Aapko Uski Kya Cheez Nazar Aayegi?
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Uske acche sanskaar,
Bhai Hath Jodta Hoon Kabhi To Sahi
Socha Karo

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Submit on: March 17, 2015

Pyasi nigahon se mat dekh Mere

Pyasi nigahon se mat dekh Mere

“D0ST”
Mere Pas Chaye Ka 1 Hi Cup Hai.
(‘.’) ,’,’,
<))—c(“”)
_//_ “” Pine De Yar
GOOD MORNING…

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Submit on: March 12, 2015

Beta On Phone:Maa Gud News Hai.

Beta On Phone:Maa Gud News Hai.
Maa:Kya Hua
Beta:Hum 2 Se 3 Ho Gaye
.Maa:Ladka Hua Ya Ladki.
Beta:Aapki Bahu ne Dusri Shadi Karli. :-P

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Submit on: March 5, 2015

Ladkiya shaadi ke Proposal Virat Kohli ko

Ladkiya shaadi ke Proposal Virat Kohli ko
bhej rhi hai,
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Koi mujhe bhi puchh lo, 1-2 mohalle ke
match Maine bhi jitwaaye hai… :-D :-P

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Submit on: February 25, 2015




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