Girl To boy kiss me na,,

Girl demanded for Icecream..
boy purchased it,..
Girl: Thank u..
Boy: Only thank u..??
Girl : u want kiss na,,?
Boy: chup kar … Aadhi Ice cream de… ;)

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Girl doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai.

‘Girl: doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai.

Doctor: KISS kitni bar karti ho?

Girl: saal mein 1, 2 bar.

Doctor: infection nahi ”Zang” lag gaya hai…!’

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Arz kiya hy……..

Arz kiya hy……..
Chhotii si dabbi m chawal ka dana………
Chottti si dabbi m chawal ka dana….
Buddhee ne aaankh mari BUDDHAA ðewaanaa……… :-) ;-) ;-) ;-) :-D
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CHAPPAL Choti Ho Jai PAOWN Mai Nhi Ati.

CHAPPAL” Choti Ho Jai “PAOWN” Mai Nhi Ati.

Wah Wa Wa

“CHAPPAL” Choti Ho Jai “PAOWN” Mai Nai Ati.

B.V “MOTI” Ho Jai

“BAAHON” Mai Nai Ati.. ->

Wah wah wah.

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Manavta Or Insaniyat Par Tab Bharosa Uth Jata Hain…

Manavta Or Insaniyat Par Tab Bharosa Uth Jata Hain…
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Jab Jatayu Jaise Muh Wali Ladkiya Bhi,,

Apne Naam Ke Aage ANGEL Or PRINCESS Likh Deti Hai.. hehe :-P

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Duniya Ka Sabse Bada Aatank dekhna ho to

Duniya Ka Sabse Bada Aatank dekhna ho to
Kisi Ka Mobile Lo Or Contact List Me jakar
“Delete All”
Kr Do
Fir Mobile Wale Ki Tarf Dekh K Thoda Sa Muskura Do.

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ACP – Daya ! Kuch to gadbad hai .

ACP – Daya ! Kuch to gadbad hai ..?
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Airtel Girl – Gadbad nahi Sir 4G hai
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ACP – Daya issbar iss ladki ka muh tod do .. Kahi bhi muh utha k ponch jaati hai

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He: You look so beautiful

He: You look so beautiful
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She: Accha matlab bus chehra hi accha
hai mera?
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He: I love your nature
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She: Haan Haan.. shakal me toh keede
lage hain mere

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Apne mobile ko facewash lagakar..

Apne mobile ko facewash lagakar..
Garam pani se dokar use kumkum aur..
chawal lagakar mandir mey chadaa do..
Kyu ki SMS toh Ap karte nahi..Toh puja karo!!!

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Kehdo un parhne walon se,

Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay…

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Nawaz Shreef ki life ko dekh kar aise lagta hai

Nawaz Shreef  ki life ko dekh kar aise lagta hai ……..

K unhone

Zindagi na milegi dobara ko kafi serious le liya…

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Friend : Hey

Friend : Hey
She : Heya
Frnd : Howzz uh ?
She : Gud tum btao ??
friend : Terko kuch btana tha !!
she : Bol kya hua ?! SB thik toh h
frnd : Tere bf ko dwkha tha
She : Achaww toh kya hua !
Friend : Koi lrki usko jbrdsti drink krva
ri thiii !
She : Hawwww Kon thi vo saali
friend : Ptaa nhi par mujhe gadbad hi
lgi meh uska pichaa kia srf tere liye
She : Okiee khaa gye the vo dono !!
Frnd : Tere bf ko hosh nhi thaaa vo
usko apnee flat meh legi !
She : Achaa Kuch hua ?? Wha
Frnd : Haan Ek chizz hue
She : Kya
Frnd : meh gate se dekh RHA tha *_*
She : Hua kya yh bol ?
Frnd : Lrki ne uska wallet nikala bht
ruppe dekhke khush hogi
She : Acha fr
Frnd : Usne kisi se phne pe bat ki and
bola aj ek or bakra mil gyaa ameer
wala
She : Hawwww Fr
Frnd : But jaise hi vo uske pass gye !
She : Gye *_*
Frnd : Tere bf ne usko dhka mar dia
She : Kyu
Frnd : Or usne bola I have a Gf stay
away from me
She : Awwwwwww Fr
frnd : Maine socha tha yh sb record
krke tere bf ko charctrless proof
krunga but usnne true luv ka mtlb
smjha dia
She : Aage ka hua ?
frnd: Lrki ne apne ap ko aise dikhaya
jaise she raped !!
She: Fl
Frnd : Toh neighbours aane lgee or
Maine SB record krlia tha
she : achaa fr
frnd : And meh sbko vo video dikhaye
and Uh ke bf ko bcha lia
She : Thnkw yawr
frnd : Pleasure ( But I lub Uuhh But
Uhave ryt choice )
* After an hour She calls her bf *
She : Hlo baby khaa ho ??!
He : Hlo Jan ghr pe hu bolo kya hua !
She : Merko tumsee bht jruri bat krni h
cafe aake Milo
He : okkk ( Kya baat kregi prove kaise
krunga meh usko ) aagya
# On_Cafe
He : ……
She : Hi baby
He : Kya bat krni h bolo ?!
She : Hmmm tum dar kyu rhe !!
He : Mujhe v tumhe kuch btana h !! I
don’t know u trust me or not but meh
btana h !!
She : Bolo *_*
He : Kal ek lrki ne mujhe bht pilaa dia
And vo mujhe apne flat meh lgi ?
She : Sssshhhhh Chuppp kro I knw
Evrythng
He: Ummm Uh ko kaise pta h ?
She : Videomaker mera bestie usne
btaya Luvvvv uh sooo much yawr Aj I
m proud to be with uh
he : Meh bhi bht pyar krta hu Luvvv
uh too

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Toba Toba Pyaar Ka Izhaar Telephone Per

Toba Toba Pyaar Ka Izhaar Telephone Per
DostooN Se Karna Zikr’e Yaar Telephone Per
Chaar Ashiq Kar Rahe The Tazkira Mehboob Ka
Aik Jaisi Guftugu Ki Chaar Telephone Per

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Go cash’ prepaid Travel card launched by which bank ?

‘Go cash’ prepaid Travel card launched by which bank ?
A.ICICI bank
B.Yes bank
C.Axis bank
D.Union bank :-P

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Golu- yar Bholu Ek Aeroplen Kharid ne ki

Golu- yar Bholu Ek Aeroplen Kharid ne ki Shoch Raha

hu Kitne paise lagenge ?
Bholu – oy Shoch ne ke kuch paise Nahi lagenge yar | :-P

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Submit on: August 4, 2015




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