Pathan Google Khan

Teacher: Tumhare Abu ka kya name hai?

Pathan: Google Khan

Teacher: yeh kaisa naam hua? 

Pathan: hum jahan b hota hai, wo humko dhoond hi leta hai.

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A Sindhi joined Army & was given a Gun.

A Sindhi joined Army & was given a Gun.

Sindhi: Sir, is ki naali apni taraf rakhun ya dushman ki taraf?

Major: kisi bhi taraf rakh le faida mulk ka hi ho ga.

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3sra pathan aata ha or kehta ha ye kia kar rahe ho…..

2 Pathan darya me thora se dahi dal kar chamche se hila raha hote han
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3sra pathan aata ha or kehta ha ye kia kar rahe ho…..
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wo kehte han lasii bana rahe han 
to 3 Pathan kehta ha
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itna lassi tumhara baap pie ga :-P lolx..

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Bacha Teacher Sy,,

Bacha: Teacher sy main apko kaisa lagta ho..?

Teacher: So Sweet..

Bacha: dosry Bachy k Kaan main Bola,,

Daikha kha tha na Line marti hy to manta ni tha..!

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Meri Ankh main daikho kya hy,

Boy: Meri Ankh main daikho kya hy..??

Girl: Sucha Pyar

Boy: O Anni Di ay Machar kad..

(“,) Waddi ai to heer.. :-/

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Har Waqat Tayar Raho,, 

Har Waqat Tayar Raho,, kyun k,,

Rishta or Farishta Kabi b aa sakta hy :-P :-D

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Jadin Tehkeek k Mutabiq Duniya m Subsy zayada,,

Jadin Tehkeek k Mutabiq Duniya m Subsy zayada,,

Witta Min ‘G’ Husband m Pai Jati hy :-P

 

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Bat sirf Muhabat ki the jo Mujy Tmsy ho gai hy,,

Bat sirf Muhabat ki the jo Mujy Tmsy ho gai hy,,

Warna Mera Guzara Ludo Star game sy b ho jana tha :-P

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Partnership k liye Girls ki zaroorat hy,,

Sardiya Again hy Business Start karna hy,,

Partnership k liye Girls ki zaroorat hy

Jo Andy boil kar lyti ho :-P :-D

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Aqal mand sy baty karna,,

Aqal mand sy baty karna,,

Pora Saal Baty karny sy Behtar hy,,

Kar lo baty Aje m Free ho :-P

 

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Girl To boy kiss me na,,

Girl demanded for Icecream..
boy purchased it,..
Girl: Thank u..
Boy: Only thank u..??
Girl : u want kiss na,,?
Boy: chup kar … Aadhi Ice cream de… ;)

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Girl doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai.

‘Girl: doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai.

Doctor: KISS kitni bar karti ho?

Girl: saal mein 1, 2 bar.

Doctor: infection nahi ”Zang” lag gaya hai…!’

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Arz kiya hy……..

Arz kiya hy……..
Chhotii si dabbi m chawal ka dana………
Chottti si dabbi m chawal ka dana….
Buddhee ne aaankh mari BUDDHAA ðewaanaa……… :-) ;-) ;-) ;-) :-D
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CHAPPAL Choti Ho Jai PAOWN Mai Nhi Ati.

CHAPPAL” Choti Ho Jai “PAOWN” Mai Nhi Ati.

Wah Wa Wa

“CHAPPAL” Choti Ho Jai “PAOWN” Mai Nai Ati.

B.V “MOTI” Ho Jai

“BAAHON” Mai Nai Ati.. ->

Wah wah wah.

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Manavta Or Insaniyat Par Tab Bharosa Uth Jata Hain…

Manavta Or Insaniyat Par Tab Bharosa Uth Jata Hain…
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Jab Jatayu Jaise Muh Wali Ladkiya Bhi,,

Apne Naam Ke Aage ANGEL Or PRINCESS Likh Deti Hai.. hehe :-P

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