Jadin Tehkeek k Mutabiq Duniya m Subsy zayada,,

Jadin Tehkeek k Mutabiq Duniya m Subsy zayada,,

Witta Min ‘G’ Husband m Pai Jati hy :-P

 

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Bat sirf Muhabat ki the jo Mujy Tmsy ho gai hy,,

Bat sirf Muhabat ki the jo Mujy Tmsy ho gai hy,,

Warna Mera Guzara Ludo Star game sy b ho jana tha :-P

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Partnership k liye Girls ki zaroorat hy,,

Sardiya Again hy Business Start karna hy,,

Partnership k liye Girls ki zaroorat hy

Jo Andy boil kar lyti ho :-P :-D

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Aqal mand sy baty karna,,

Aqal mand sy baty karna,,

Pora Saal Baty karny sy Behtar hy,,

Kar lo baty Aje m Free ho :-P

 

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Girl To boy kiss me na,,

Girl demanded for Icecream..
boy purchased it,..
Girl: Thank u..
Boy: Only thank u..??
Girl : u want kiss na,,?
Boy: chup kar … Aadhi Ice cream de… ;)

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Girl doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai.

‘Girl: doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai.

Doctor: KISS kitni bar karti ho?

Girl: saal mein 1, 2 bar.

Doctor: infection nahi ”Zang” lag gaya hai…!’

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Arz kiya hy……..

Arz kiya hy……..
Chhotii si dabbi m chawal ka dana………
Chottti si dabbi m chawal ka dana….
Buddhee ne aaankh mari BUDDHAA ðewaanaa……… :-) ;-) ;-) ;-) :-D
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CHAPPAL Choti Ho Jai PAOWN Mai Nhi Ati.

CHAPPAL” Choti Ho Jai “PAOWN” Mai Nhi Ati.

Wah Wa Wa

“CHAPPAL” Choti Ho Jai “PAOWN” Mai Nai Ati.

B.V “MOTI” Ho Jai

“BAAHON” Mai Nai Ati.. ->

Wah wah wah.

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Manavta Or Insaniyat Par Tab Bharosa Uth Jata Hain…

Manavta Or Insaniyat Par Tab Bharosa Uth Jata Hain…
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Jab Jatayu Jaise Muh Wali Ladkiya Bhi,,

Apne Naam Ke Aage ANGEL Or PRINCESS Likh Deti Hai.. hehe :-P

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Duniya Ka Sabse Bada Aatank dekhna ho to

Duniya Ka Sabse Bada Aatank dekhna ho to
Kisi Ka Mobile Lo Or Contact List Me jakar
“Delete All”
Kr Do
Fir Mobile Wale Ki Tarf Dekh K Thoda Sa Muskura Do.

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ACP – Daya ! Kuch to gadbad hai .

ACP – Daya ! Kuch to gadbad hai ..?
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Airtel Girl – Gadbad nahi Sir 4G hai
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ACP – Daya issbar iss ladki ka muh tod do .. Kahi bhi muh utha k ponch jaati hai

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He: You look so beautiful

He: You look so beautiful
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She: Accha matlab bus chehra hi accha
hai mera?
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He: I love your nature
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She: Haan Haan.. shakal me toh keede
lage hain mere

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Apne mobile ko facewash lagakar..

Apne mobile ko facewash lagakar..
Garam pani se dokar use kumkum aur..
chawal lagakar mandir mey chadaa do..
Kyu ki SMS toh Ap karte nahi..Toh puja karo!!!

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Kehdo un parhne walon se,

Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay…

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Nawaz Shreef ki life ko dekh kar aise lagta hai

Nawaz Shreef  ki life ko dekh kar aise lagta hai ……..

K unhone

Zindagi na milegi dobara ko kafi serious le liya…

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