Height of Torture

Height of Torture :

Girlfriend – Suno na

Boyfriend – Listen, i am very tensed,
office me problems chal rahi hai,
isi liye Baat karne ka bhi mood nahi hai,
sir bhi dard se phata ja raha hai,
Subah se maine kuch bhi nahi khaya hai..

Girlfriend -hmmm !!!

Acha wo sab faltu bakwas chhodo, ye dekho, Meri nai chappal …

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Submit on: May 25, 2015

1 Larke Or Larki

1 Larke Or Larki
Ki Shadi Howi To
Garmi Bohot Thi
Ap Yaqeen Karo
K Dosre Din Hi
Un
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Gher
Bacha Howa
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SaLaN Khrab
Ho Gaya.

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Submit on: May 16, 2015

Mere Whtsapp Pe Ek Banda Itni Sad Shayri

Mere Whtsapp Pe Ek Banda Itni Sad Shayri
Send Karta
Hai Ki Ab
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Me Bhi Uski Girlfriend Ko Bahut Miss Karta Hu

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Submit on: May 13, 2015

Boyfriend on call:”hey baby,

Boyfriend on call:”hey baby,
what r you doing.. ??
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Girlfriend:”Sir dard kar raha hai jaanu
sone jaa rahi hu……..
and you sweet heart.. ??
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Boyfriend:”mai Cinema Hall me,
tere piche baitha popcorn kha raha hu
kamini..

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Submit on: May 5, 2015

Breakup Ke Baad

~~~~”Breakup Ke Baad”~~~~~~
He — Helo (pata nahi reply karegi yaa
nahi ?)
She(Shocked) – Hey….
He — Kaisi hai ?
She — Im good. You ? (aaj kaise isne mere
haal chaal puchliye after 4-5months wo bhi
He — Im fine So what are you doing ?
She — Nothing yaar.Tum btaao ? aaj itna
formal kyu hora hai ye
He — (isko kaise bolu ki I m missing her
alot…
since last couple of weeks) Main bhi kuch
khaas
nahi kar rha thaa. Bus facebook and all :|

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Submit on: April 13, 2015




4 behne thi..

4 behne thi..
Ek ka naam tha tooti..
Dusri ka naam tha phati,
Teesri ka naam tha sadi,
Chauthi ka naam tha mari..
Ek din unke ghar par guest aaye..
Mummy ne pucha:
Aap upar khudsi par baithenge ya
niche chataai par?
Guest: khudsi par..
Mummy: tooti,khudsi lekar aao..
Guest: nahi nahi thik hai.. hum
chataai par hi baith jaayenge..
Mummy: phati! Chataai lekar aao.
Guest: rehne dijiye hum zameen par
hi baith jaayenge..
(guest zameen par baith gaye..)
Ladki:aap chai piyenge ya dhoodh?
Guest: chai!
Mummy:sadi..! chai lekar aao..
Guest: nahi,nahi hum dhoodh hi pi
lenge..
Mummy: mari! Gaay ka doodh lekar
aao..!
(guest confuse ho gaya aur ghar ke
bahar bhaaga)
hahahahahahahaha

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Submit on: March 25, 2015

Height Of ßAdtameezi

Height Of ßAdtameezi
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Phone Rings
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Tring
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Tring
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Me : Hello Pappu Hai …??
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Girl: Nahi Hai
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Me : Mujhe Ek Mauka Do,ho Jayega!!

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Submit on: March 18, 2015

Ladkiyo ki problem ye hai ki unhe lagta hai

Ladkiyo ki problem ye hai ki unhe lagta hai
saare ladke unhe pasand karte hai.
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Ladko ki problem ye hai ki unhe saari ladkiya
pasand aati hai

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Submit on: March 17, 2015

Agar Aapko 18 Saal ki Larki Jhuk Kar

Agar Aapko 18 Saal ki Larki Jhuk Kar
Salam KareTo Aapko Uski Kya Cheez Nazar Aayegi?
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Uske acche sanskaar,
Bhai Hath Jodta Hoon Kabhi To Sahi
Socha Karo

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Submit on: March 17, 2015

We hate study but we love technology

We hate study but we love technology..:-P
We flirt with flirters but we are true lovers!!
We are cheaters but we don’t cheat humanity!!
We don’t have books in hands but have revolutionary ideas in mind!!
We are the Rarest Commen race on earth…..!!!

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Submit on: March 10, 2015




How boys talk to girls-

How boys talk to girls-

American boys:- Hey pretty, can i get a
reply?

Pakistan boys:- reply karo varna apna
haath kaat Lunga :|

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Submit on: February 25, 2015

Pappu Ka Dost Uske Ghar

Pappu Ka Dost Uske Ghar
Pehli Baar Gaya..!
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Yaar Pappu, Tera Ladka
Ekdam Tere Jaisa
Dikhta Hai..!!
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Pappu: Arey Saale Dheere
Bol Marwayega Kya…??
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Kaamwali Ka Ladka Hai,
Ghar Mein Khelne Aya Hai…

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Submit on: February 25, 2015

Kisi Buzrag ne mujhse kaha ki

Kisi Buzrag ne mujhse kaha ki
Tu apna 1 pyara dost chor de main tujhe
“mobile” dunga..
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2 ko chor de to “Rolex” ki ghadi
dunga..
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5 ko chhod de “25 lakh Rupaiya”
dunga..
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Aur Sabhi dosto ko chor de to
“Ferrari” dunga..
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Maine Bhagwan ko dekha aur kaha ki,
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Hey Bhagwan..!!!
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Ye dost wo hai jinhone meri har khushi
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har gam me sath diya..
Mere bachpan se lekar aaj tak mere
sath rahe..
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Kabhi main roya to apne hatho se mere
ansu pochhe..
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Ek glass pani bhi piya to bhi mere sath
share kiya..
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Meri ek awaz par daude chale aaye..
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Aur aap kehte ho ki me ek”FERRARI”
ke liye inhe chor du..???
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KHAIR, Koi baat nahi..
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Lekin “FERRARI” Red color ki hi dena

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Submit on: February 25, 2015

Mai Tera……

Mai Tera……
DEEVAnaa, Tu Meri……
DEEVAnee,
Bus Yuhi hai……
MAHARajaa
ki kahaani…..
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SAMJi ya samjaU?

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Submit on: January 24, 2015

laakh smjhaya usay k ye duniya shakk krti hai,,

laakh smjhaya usay k ye duniya shakk krti hai,,

magr na gaii aadat uski muskura kr guzar janay ki..

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Submit on: January 21, 2015




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