During Exam.

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Girls Tension… .
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Question Out Of Sllaybus Na Aajaye .
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Boys Tension…
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Saala Roll Number 1st Bench Pe Na Aajaye. :-P

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Exam ke time…

Exam ke time…
Madam Pappu se:- Tum itne pareshan kyu ho?
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Pappu ne koi jawab nahi diya
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Madam:- Kya hua? kya tum apna Pen bhool aye ho?
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Pappu fir chup raha
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Madam ne fir puchha:- kya hua Roll No. bhul gaye ho?
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Pappu is bar bhi chup
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Madam:- Kya hua? Kuch to batao kya bhul gye ?
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Pappu:- Abe! Chup kar meri ma!
Yaha mein Parchi galat le aya hu, or tujhe Pen-pencil, Roll num ki padi hai…3:)

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Meri Ankho Main Daikho

Meri Ankho Main Daikho

‘Aye Jana’

Exam ki Tenshan Nazar aa rahi hoo gi… :-P

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Har Taraf Parhai ka saya

Har Taraf Parhai ka saya
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Har paper me zero aya hai…
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Hum to yuhi chale jate hai
bina muh dhoye exam dene,
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Aur log kehte hai
“Saala raat bhar padh ke aaya hai”

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1 saal ke 365 din hote hai..

Exam me fail hone ki wajah kya di hain, aaj k honhaar students ne ??
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1 saal ke 365 din hote hai..
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Roz 8 ghante sone ke Yani pure saal ke 122 din
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365-122=243
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aur summer vacation gino 61 din..
243-61=182 din
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Usme 52 sunday..
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182-52=130 din..
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Diwali – holi etc… Festival ke 40..
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College festival 15 din [40 15=55]
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130-55=75 din
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Khane pine nahane ke 3 ghante ke hisab se 46 din..
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75-46=29 din
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Roj ke 1 ghante dosto ke..
Uske 15 din..
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29-15=14 din..
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Ab hum 10 din to bimar bhi rahte hi h pure sal m ..
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14-10=4 din bache..
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T.V dekhne ke 3 din pure sal m ..
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4-3=1 din bacha Yaar
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1 saal me 1 din hi to birthday aata hai.
Ab birth day ke din kon padhe yaar..??

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Physics kitni Easy hoti agar

Physics kitni Easy hoti agar??
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Agar
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Apple’ k jagah ‘Tree’ gir gaya hota!!!
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To sala Newton hi mar jata… 

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Aye ishq ApNa Tareeqa-E ImTehaN Badal

Aye ishq ApNa Tareeqa-E ImTehaN BadaL..
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Har MehaNTi ShaGird Tera FaiL hOwa Hai.. 

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Five things boys do in Exam Hall

Five things, boys do in Exam Hall

1. Counting the Girls

2. Counting the fans & tubelights

3. Reading the brand name of their pen

4. Looking at the remaining time again and again

5. Thinking of studying seriously for the next exams:D
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Five things,Girls do in Exam Hall:

1. Write

2. Write

3. Write

4. Write

5. And just Write

(Hovay Paavein sara ghalt:D;)
ExamXx COmnG On   x-(

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