Girl to another Girl

Girl to another Girl:
U are so Beautiful:>
Other Girl: Thank You!
You are Beautiful too.
Boy to Another Boy:
You are looking Handsome.
Other Boy:
bhen ka RISHTA de dy phir

Name: Malik Šäľmäń
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Submit on: January 11, 2015

GirL Jab tum ko fone

GirL:
Jab tum ko fone karo tum Shave kar rahe hote ho
Tm din mei kitni Shave karte ho?

Boy
30 se 40

GirL:
Kya tum PaGaL ho?

Boy:
Nahi Main
“Naeei” hon

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Submit on: January 21, 2014

Pehle w0 Mri GirlFrnd

Pehle w0 Mri GirlFrnd thi,
Me Bolta or w0 Sunti thi,
Phir w0 Mri Mangetr bani,
w0 Bolti or Me Sunta tha Ab w0,
Mri BV hy Hm 2no Bolte hn Pura MOHALA snta hy.,.:(

Name: Malik Šäľmäń
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Submit on: December 15, 2013

Boy sweter acha pehna hy

Boy: sweter acha pehna hy
Girl:
Thnx Boy: Makeup b acha kia hy
Girl: Thnx
Boy: Mahndi b achi lgai hy
Girl: Thanx brother
Boy: Soni te fer v ni lagdi

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Submit on: December 15, 2013

Girl Dear Y U always

Girl- “Dear Y U always hurt me & break my heart?”
Boy- “I always use to break ur heart to just replace my heart there!”
Gud morning

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Submit on: December 4, 2013




My girl friend asked me

My girl friend asked me :

Janu, kyat um meray leay apni jan qurban krsaktay ho??..

I replied:

Nahi janu..:)

Because tum hi meri jaan ho aur main,

Tumhain kesay qurban kar sakta hoon,:J

Girl friend smile & said :

I LOVE YOU:J

MORAL:

;

;

Abey moral woral ko goli maro

Ye bato bhai nay topi kisi krae,..:J

Name: Malik Šäľmäń
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Submit on: November 23, 2013

4 Saal k Bacha or Bachi

4 Saal k Bacha or Bachi,
Mill Kar Nahaaa Rahy Thy.
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Bachi ne Bachy Ko Kaha:
Main Tumhari NOOONOOO Pakar lon???
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Bacha: Nahi Pakarna. Pahly Apni Tor di hai ab meri Toroo Gi.. :P :D :-/

Name: Malik Šäľmäń
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Submit on: November 21, 2013

Larka Bus Stop

Larka Bus Stop Par Aik Larki Ko Line Mar Raha Tha..

Larki: Tumhary Ghar mein MAA Behan Nai hai Kiyaa??

Larka: Nahi

Larki: To Yaha Time Zaya Kiu KAR Rahy ho??
Ghr Chalty hai.???

Ye thi 2013 KI Bachi… 1965 ka Zamana Gaya..

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Submit on: November 21, 2013

Ek Larki Ne apny

Ek Larki Ne apny boyfrnd se pucha…
Ham Her Cheez ka Naap Karty hen,
wazan,lambaii,taaqat,speed faasla,
mgar
hum ne kabhi Mohabbat,etimaad,Dosti
OR
akhlaaq ka naap nahi Kiya…
Aakhir Q

Larky Ne Socha Or larki Ka haath apny
haathon men le kr uski aankhon men dakhty
hue kaha…..

Bakwaas km kiya kro.
men Dete Pe aya hum,
physics ka viva deny
nahin…. 3:)

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Submit on: November 7, 2013

GF & BF on Phone

GF & BF on Phone

Boy : Hey aaj kya Khana Khaya ?
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Girl : Tumhe Bas Yehi batain Karni Aati hain
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Boy : Oh oh Ok ye batao…

How Should Central Bank fight these Inflationary
Trends with Minimum Intervention
In The Money Markets ?

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Girl : Hmmmm….

Daal Chawal khaye Hai !!!

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Submit on: October 26, 2013




Ladki subah subah

Ladki subah subah apne bf ko call krti
he…
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Girl:
~ mela sona,
~ mela baby
~ mela pyala sa baby
~ mela cutu cutypie
~ mela good wala bacha
~ kya kal laha he mela bhondu bacha?
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Boy : kitne paise chahie bol ?
subah subah maska mat maar

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Submit on: October 26, 2013

Girl Paros wali Aunty

Girl: Paros wali Aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen..
Jab b kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti
“AB TUMHARI BARI HAI”

Phir maine un ki ye aadat khatam karwa di.

Friend: Kaise ?
Girl: Jab koi Mar jata tou main un k Gaal kheench k kehti..
“AB AAP KI BARI HAI”

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Submit on: October 9, 2013

Girl meri jeans

Girl meri jeans 2000 ki hai. Mera top 3000 ka hai.
Mere jute 1500 ke hain.
Boy bus kar….. Phle chain band kar pagli….
20 rupye wali chaddi dikh rahi hai.

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Characters: 160

Submit on: October 9, 2013

Boy to Girl

Boy to Girl: Tum Ro Kaun Rai Ho ?
Girl : Mere Marks Bht Kam Aye Han icon sad Boy and Girls Funny Exam SMS Jokes
Boy : Kitne Aye Han ?
Girl: Sirf 90%
Boy: BiBi Khuda ka Khauf Kro
Ennye Numbran Vich Te 3 Munddaye
Pass ho Jande Ne..

Name: Malik Šäľmäń
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Submit on: October 7, 2013

Boy & Girl in School

Boy & Girl in School
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Boy:date pe chale kya?
Girl:Chalo.
Boy:kaha?
Girl: principal k pas.
Boy:Lo ab bnda apni baji se mazak b na kry?
Girl:Bagerat chutti lene!

Name: Malik Šäľmäń
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Characters: 172

Submit on: June 8, 2013




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